Superdasher Posted March 3, 2006 Posted March 3, 2006 Q: What did George Washington say to his soldiers on March 3rd? A: Tomorrow we shall march forth! (Prepares for an onslaught of tomatoes and cans) Anyone visiting any theme parks tomorrow? If so, I guess that could be considered "marching forth".
Angry_Gumball Posted March 3, 2006 Posted March 3, 2006 *Grabs Snare drum and cymbal* Ba-da Boom!, followed by a mysterious silence and a bunch of chirping crickets in the background.
woah_killa Posted March 5, 2006 Posted March 5, 2006 OMG, my gut is hurting after that one!!! :edit: I have a joke! This is dialogue between me and Jesus... Jesus: Hello Jacob. Do you remember that day when you felt all alone, and you walked on the beach? Jacob: Yes Jesus, I needed you that day. Jesus: I was with you Jacob. Jacob: But, there was only one set of foot prints! Jesus: I was on your back. Jacob: I thought I felt heavier...So does that mean you're with me when i'm bloated? Jesus: Yes Jacob, I am with you every time you are bloated. HAHAHA, this made me die out laughing!!!
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