AllisonY2K
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I think the Hello Kitty is super-cute. and I enjoy showing it to people. 8)
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Sorry, Wally, tickets are non-refundable.
I thought they broke up!? blech!
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^^ especially for a test that only predicts how well you'll do on the SATs.
"oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree......"
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best part ever of the movie was during the beginning credits:
"A møøse once bit my sister."
GUARD #1: Not to leave the room even if you come and get him.
FATHER: No, no. Until I come and get 'im.
GUARD #1: Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the
room.
FATHER: No, no, no. You stay in the room and make sure 'e
doesn't leave.
...
GUARD #1: Right. Oh, if-if-if, uh, if-if-if, uh, if-if-if we...
FATHER: Yes, what is it?
GUARD #1: Oh, I remember. Uh, can he leave the room with us?
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GUARD #1: Right, we'll stay here until you get back.
FATHER: And, uh, make sure he doesn't leave.
GUARD #1: What?
FATHER: Make sure 'e doesn't leave.
GUARD #1: The Prince?
FATHER: Yes, make sure 'e doesn't leave.
GUARD #1: Oh, yes, of course. I thought you meant him. Y'know,
it seemed a bit daft, me havin' to guard him when he's a guard.
FATHER: Is that clear?
GUARD #2: Hic!
GUARD #1: Oh, quite clear, no problems.
FATHER: Right.
[starts to leave]
Where are you going?
GUARD #1: We're coming with you.
FATHER: No no, I want you to stay 'ere and make sure 'e doesn't
leave.
GUARD #1: Oh, I see. Right.
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"I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller.
I wish I had a girl, who looked good, I would call her."
~Allison "channelling Skee-Lo" Y2K~
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still debating if I should continue trying to use the girls to win a contest or not.
~Allison "still considering it" Y2K~
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"..in the winter time, they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels."
*chewing sound*
"..and there was much rejoicing."
(yaay! yaay!)
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....and you have a Strongbad t-shirt! 8)
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Millenium Force is the shizznit, yo, you got a problem? I didn't think so, foo. stupid a-- cracker.
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The "most frightening" thread in the Random forum got me to wondering if any of you have seen, heard, or witnessed any ghosts or supernatural happenings at theme parks or on rides (Haunted Mansion does NOT count, dorks). I guess urban legends in that regard would qualify too.
Here's the reply that got me to asking:
one time i was at pga and i rode top gun in the front row far right seat and while we were going down the first drop there was a guy standing at the bottom of the hill i yelled and screamed and when we got to the bottom of the hill he went away like just poof and he was gone when i got off my right foot was in pain and then i heard the story about the dude that got his head kicked off on top gunAnyone else have stories to share from what you've seen, read, or witnessed? (wait, that's the same as seen isn't it? oh well I'll get over it)
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does it change the oil in your car too? that would be impressive.
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We are also dessert whores!
nothing wrong with that!
nice pics. maybe they're tearing down the Starbucks for a drop tower of sorts?
..and you clean up well.
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Wally sportin' the fashionable and functional blue vest, part of Anchor Steam's fall collection. 8)
~Allison "yay for product placement!" Y2K~
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the donkey one. hello. themeparks, coasters, donkeys. duh!
attention whore.
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why not just plan a trip to FL, where there is no off-season?
~Allison "obvious answer" Y2K~
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ok and one more from The Holy Grail:
Castle Anthrax!
DINGO: Oh, I am afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet
compared to yours. We are but eight score young blondes and
brunettes, all between sixteen and nineteen and a half, cut off in
this castle with no one to protect us! Oh, it is a lonely life --
bathing, dressing, undressing, knitting exciting underwear....
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DINGO: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a naughty
person, and she must pay the penalty -- and here in Castle
Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the
grail-shaped beacon. You must tie her down on a bed and spank her!
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
DINGO: You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her,
you may deal with her as you like. And then, spank me.
VARIOUS GIRLS: And spank me. And me. And me.
DINGO: Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
DINGO: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
GIRLS: The oral sex!
GALAHAD: Well, I guess I could stay a BIT longer.
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LAUNCELOT: We were in the nick of time, you were in great peril.
GALAHAD: I don't think I was.
LAUNCELOT: Yes you were, you were in terrible peril.
GALAHAD: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
LAUNCELOT: No, it's too perilous, we've got to find the Holy Grail. GALAHAD: Well, let me have just a little bit of peril?
LAUNCELOT: No, it's unhealthy.
GALAHAD: Bet you're gay!
LAUNCELOT: No, I'm not.
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from The Holy Grail
"did you dress her up like this?"
"no. no. no. no.....yes. yes. a bit. a bit. we did do the nose."
"the nose?"
"...and the hat. but she does got a wart!" *points to wart*
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oh! oh! oh! and these from the tv show:
(Tobaccanist sketch)
"I will not buy this record, it is scratched"
"my hovercraft is full of eels."
"would you like to come back to my place? bouncy bouncy?"
"if I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? I am no longer...infected."
"please fondle my..buttocks."
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:shock:
that's all I can say right now, this needs a day or two to sink in. I had to watch it twice to make sure I saw what I thought I saw.
~Allison "WTF?!" Y2K~
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it beats freeze-dried *whatever* any day!
(except freeze-dried ice cream)
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mmm..demon corkscrew goodness.
I love how they transform the reflecting pond. last time I was there they had floating bodies and coffins and stuff, along with bloody red water. it was lovely.
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Tidal Wave, which used to be at SFGAm. For a really simple coaster, it was a lot of fun!
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cool pics, those spiders..omg!
not touching the back hair pic.
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ROFLMAO!
oh my god that's awesome. in a bad way. :shock:
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I thought they came and left already. uh....close to a year ago I think? (someone help me out with this)
Park Pet Peeves
in Theme Parks, Roller Coasters, & Donkeys!
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people who complain about people who smoke in non-designated smoking areas. not all of us smokers are lazy or inconsiderate. some of us cannot find the designated smoking area or it's a long haul away from where we are. so some of us try to find a secluded area that hopefully will not bother too many people, and then try to smoke fast so as also not to bother too many people.
and the classic: people who complain about the smoke while walking through (not past, not out front of, but directly through) a designated smoking area. there is one at MGM between ToT and RnR. some try to cut through to avoid the crowds and then cough and complain about the smoke.