X-L-R-8
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damn, I have so many, I'll just name a few
Peter: Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did.
Cleveland: Oh I got one, I never slept with a women with the lights on.
Joe: I'll go next, uh I never had sex with Cleveland's wife.
Peter: alright lets see uh, I never did a chick in a Logan airport bathroom.
****About 33 drinks later****
Peter: God lets see what else is there um...I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence.
Quagmire: Oh God.
Joe: I uh I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home a choke me while I touch myself.
Quagmire: Oh come on!
Peter: I never did the same thing except with someone from Joann Fabrics.
Quagmire: Oh God this is ridiculous. You guys suck! (Drinks more and passes out.)
Hotel Manager: And this is the bathroom, but watch out we got some bad roaches here.
Red Roach: Hey, you're on our turf man!
Green Roach: Hey man! I'll cut you, I'll cut you up so bad you, you gonna wish I no cut you so bad!
Brian: Those are bad roaches.
Manager: I blame the schools.
Peter: So uhh, Mr. Pewterschmidt, the big race is tomorrow eh? Bet you're gonna need some strapping men to help you with your boat.
Mr. Pewterschmidt: Are you calling me gay?
Peter: No. No. I just; I just thought you might want some extra seamen on your poopdeck.
Peter: (narrating his own life) "I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. (Lois knocks Peter out.)
I woke several hours later in a daze."
And last, but not least, of course the infamous:
Stewie: How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off.
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not today, but it rained like hell for the last two days
Why is the sky blue?
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No, I've been a long time come and go poster on it
Since seeing The Hangover, has your pronunciation of "Retard" been forever changed?
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I can understand having 2 same sized kicks....If you wan't the double bass and the added flare of the second kick drum....Lots of drummers do that
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No, but you're a hypocrite
Is the meaning of life the number 4?
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How about team I Don't Give a Damn
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My opinion is as follows....the majority of the awards were amazing, Lady Gaga and Elton could've been the best mashup of the last decade....but...I don't think artists should use autotune on stage (or period :/) If you can sing....sing, if not don't....(and T-pain doesn't need auto-tune...he's an amazing singer, lord knows why he uses it)
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Hey....as long as we get Chang at SFGAm...I'm happy
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It dislikes people with B&M inverts as their avatar....
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Time to try and crack this thread back open....
^^Cause neon blue is better
Was that mint REALLY wafer thin?
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Oh magical title fairy....after four long years I have gained enough posts to be graced by your presence. As I beg to you....I wonder if my title could be changed to something to the effect of "All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height." As it would be much appreciated.
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That's just an epic win to the 3rd power....
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Lets take a look...shall we....I use a 2005 HP Media Center (XP SP3 FTW), I DID put souped up graphics and sound cards in for recording though...so that makes up for the oldness of the PC a bit....as for my monitor, I just use an HP vs15 LCD monitor...does the job...
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Right now there's about 13 inches of snow on the ground, it's cold as hell, and, Wisconsin weather just sucks....I like the snow, the cold I could do without though...
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Every time I go to SFGAM, I always hear someone in line for Viper/Bull:
"Let's sit in the back since it is the fastest."
I also heard a guy in line for Viper say it was for Bull. That didn't annoy me so much since the coasters ar next to one another.
I ALWAYS hear that at the park too...but I heard someone call Viper the "Elixir" because of the sign over the station lolol
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I'm a guitarist..... New song I recorded today in attatchments. The beginning is kinda weird, but that's because it will probably be the first track on the CD
Tell Him....Death is the Answer.mp3
Recorded Today
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Age: 15
Middle Name: Ryan
Pet Peeve: People who are superficial.
Color of your bathroom: Black and Red
Best Movie of ALL time: Schindler's List
Best Song of ALL time: idk if I can really say....I truly like almost all kinds of music.
Best TV Shows: Currently: Family Guy, Glee, Lie to Me, Mental, Storm Chasers
Favorite Band/Artist: Again, can't really say.
Favorite Ride at Disney Parks: California Screamin'
Yummiest Ice Cream: Ben and Jerry's Phish Food
If you could eat lunch with one person, who would it be: Dimebag Darrell
Morning Person or Night Person: Prefer Night, but if I'm not off to school, I could be up at 6:30 AM for all I care
Pets: My 70 lb. lap dog of a yellow lab, Wrigley (as in field)
Favorite Color: Black/red/pink
Where you would go for fun (not an amusement park): To a concert or to play music
Coke or Pepsi: Coke...Pepsi always tastes like pure sugar once you get to the bottom of the can.
Opinion about Peanut Butter and Jelly: Love it.
Best Vacation Spot: The Manhattan Theatre District
Cook or Go Out: I LOVE sushi, so probably go out.
Beach, Desert, or Mountains: Mountains
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no it was not
Do you enjoy burning incense?
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Rocky Horror Picture Show and Les Miserables all the way
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because were all dumbasses being mind-raped by the internet world
how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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hexagonal
Will you really get contact drunk if you sniff beer and ink? (jeff dunham)
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no... kim jong il is
Can you believe it's not butter?
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^ usually right
< indesicive
v very desicive
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i'd have to go with pantera
The "Post Your Favorite Family Guy Quotes" Game!
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^Win