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Close enough. It's an old Sturmey-Archer internal geared 3 speed bicycle hub.

SO close. Take away one word and you've got it.

No, but that's closer than anything else anyone has guessed so far.

MC? Hmm... MC Hammer? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1T46ZVXGc8

Sorry, but there have been no correct guesses yet. I really thought the little chain would have helped to give it away. Ok, another hint: It is part of a wheeled vehicle. (And remember, I already said it wasn't a car part.)

Other than the comment that it spins, which it does, all guesses to this point are incorrect. I really thought this wouldn't be all that difficult. Here's a hint: It's not a car part.

So, Six Flags calls and says, "We demand a shrubbery!" and your friend's dad takes that call? Cool deal.

That would depend on how kinky you are, but generally, no.

Ok, this one shouldn't be too difficult.

Looks like a centrifugal filter to me.

The place where I work distributed a memo indicating we can get discounted admissions to CGA and Gilroy Gardens. After having not visited CGA last season at all, I was considering a visit tomorrow or Sunday. Reading packfanlv's comments reminds me why I haven't been there in a while, and why I'll go to GG instead.

Because he already has a secret crush on Spongebob. Who opened that first oyster and said "My, my, my. Now doesn't 'this' look yummy!"

We have a winner!

No, and no.

I did google for verification, but I was fairly certain I knew what it was. Ok, what's this? This one could be too easy. Note. This is a cutaway example. Ordinarily, you would only see the metal outer shell and not the internal components.

Think positive. Maybe they're going to add a nipple to the front of the blimp and re-name it "Giant Boob: The ride."

It's a 50X magnified image of a bulb filament.

It was a shopping list and it read: Top Ramen, Mac and Cheese, condoms. Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

Because witches know which way to bewitch. Have you ever been experienced?

Manic Depression - Jimi Hendrix

What if a blind man picked up a hammer and saw?

It's a piezoelectric sensor. The applications could be numerous.

Thank you. I defer to chmilo24, since he actually did answer correctly first. I just added more detail.

That's why I love this site. At least daily I see something that just totally cracks me up. P.S. Don't feel bad, I drew a blank when I first saw the picture as well. I knew that I knew her name, but it just wouldn't come to mind.

Maybe I'm a gangsta?