Hey hey hey, guys! Isn't it too late, right?   
  
I wanna say you I work at Parque de Atracciones de Madrid as ride operator (OK, OK, as ASSISTANT ride operator, actually  ). I hope see you next Sunday. If you can read this in time, let you know I probably will at 'Telesaurio' ride (but only probably) until 3.20 p.m. In any case, my name is Josemi. You'll be able to recognise me easily: I have a little precious hair tail.   
  
Welcome to our funny little country!