drewelap Posted January 17, 2007 Posted January 17, 2007 Ok, every enthusiast should know a few proverbs when it comes to theme parks and roller coasters. (Besides, the're something to laugh about during the winter Here are just a few... 1.) When sinful enthusiast dies, they ride "It's a small world" for eternity... 2.) Fat person having trouble with harness make ACE member hostle... 3.) Everytime a snow flake falls, an enthusiast sheds a tear... 4.) One who rides Vekoma feels raped all day long... 5.) Disney World: The Most Magical Place on Earth...Your Money Disapears... 6.) Ace member who rides kiddie coaster feel like whore... Those are just a few. This shows how bored I am Come up with some others and post em!
Calvin Posted January 17, 2007 Posted January 17, 2007 I actually heard someone say this at Marine World, honest to God. "Well poop on a griddle and call it a pancake! That's the biggest whale I ever saw!" It's not a proverb, but it's pretty memorable. I don't remember what he was so astonished about, but I'm pretty sure it had to do with the water show.
pete4winds Posted January 17, 2007 Posted January 17, 2007 OK, I'll bite... Borrowed from a former sig of mine, which in turn was borrowed from the CSI episode "Turn of the Screws": "Dead men don't ride roller coasters."
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