Homer Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 For the people that don't watch South Park, there was an episode titled "Manbearpig" that aired back in April. Basically, Al Gore comes to South Park to warn the kids of a beast that is half-man, half-bear, and half-pig. Obviously, Manbearpig is a satire of Al Gore's theory of "global warming". In the episode, the boys decide to be friendly with Al Gore. Al's next stop for hunting Manbearpig? Cave of the Winds... As it turns out, Cave of the Winds is a REAL tourist attraction thats located in Colorado Springs, Colorado. It was more of a campy tourist trap, but it was raining like bullets the day I went (July-ish or so). Here's the Manbearpig hunting experience! And now, a picture from Wyoming from last summer of the funniest convenience store on earth. Man, this TR was filled to the brim with cheap jokes... Woo, we got out of the cave, sadly we didn't see Manbearpig... Manbearpig is a fascinating creature that cares about its hair. HOLY SH**! I shouldn't have eaten that big lunch!* *there was no "smuggler's cove" thing and this was the closest thing to it. oh, I didn't steal/eat anything. But, this woulda been worth more than $16! An idea, or did I stumble in Manbearpig's lair? You decide... "LIEK OMG, I TOOK A PICTURE OF TEH SOUND!"* *on a serious note, the cave does NOT make a sound whenever wind blows through. EXCELSIOR! We found Al Gore, he was cereal. MANBEARPIG! Oh wait... its another stalagthingie. He must be the mack-daddy of the Stalag's... We call this the Brokeback Mountain room. NINETY DEGREES! Well, not really, but filler material. Sucks to be you. Old Curiosity Shop, eh? Now we know where Manbearpig gets his essentials! More cocks, a ladies (or Lance Bass') fantasy... Manbearpig? Hello? OH SNAP! 1st clue, a random case. I didn't open it because I think it has SUPER AIDS in it. lol, cocks. We entered through the cave in a badass way. Now onto hunting America's greatest threat and a ton of phallus jokes! Welcome to Cave of the Winds! Yes this is a real place, not something South Park made up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luxo Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Super, super cereal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan King Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 And now, a picture from Wyoming from last summer of the funniest convenience store on earth. Man, this TR was filled to the brim with cheap jokes... I dont know if oyu noticed in that picture of the Kum and Go that drink refills were 69 cents....awesome -Ryan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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