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When I respect everyone in this damn thread I would at least expect not people attacking me with every post! You respect me I'll be MORE than happy to respect you! I don't need to clam down look at all the attacks I get with every POST!

I'm sorry everyone but I'm almost done with VALLEYFAIR, ValleySCARE really did it for me with how disappointing it was... :,-(

I already renewed my pass

Are reviews are both the same, Haunt wasn't good

Hello Everyone, here my review of haunt! Hellside Farm: This maze was terrible, only about five people working here. Most of the time you were just walking threw emptiness. It was long but when you don't get jumpscared once it kinda sucks. RATE: 4/10 Zombie High: This maze was the BEST! I loved how they put in a closterfobic part, I loved this maze! One of my favs this year Again it was short on actors... RATE: 10/10 The Aslyum: I loved this maze, one of my favs again! What is with the entrance guy, he touch a pretty young boys ..... He screamed and said "AAA STOP IT". This isn't right, I hope that guy is told not to do that cause you can't sexually assault people. For the maze, it was pretty much the same as last year! RATE: 8/10 HUMANE HABIT: Ugh don't even! This maze was the worst! So first we are coming down and there's NO LINE for it... We then head for it first, so we go in and wow what a bummer! Honestly guys This maze sucks! I see what UMD was trying to do but it didn't work! I'm sorry but tapped spider legs on a girl doesn't scare anyone! There are NO jumpscare in this maze! It probably has less than 10 people working in there it's so dumb! Please don't even waste you're time! My friend, Dave asked him " how dissapointed are you with Human Habit?" One of the corners I walked around I caught them talking normally... What a dissapoinment. Not enough people WORKIN in there RATE 0/10 LONDON TERROR: I liked this one! Wasn't good wasn't bad. Definitely not as good as last year but it was good! Didn't have enough employees, AGAIN!!! RATE: 6/10 Mr Cleaver Bloddshed: They didn't get this one done in time, the whole entrance wasn't as "pretty" as last year but the maze was great this one was probably short about 5 people but you couldn't notice it. I got hurt on this maze to, Mr Cleaver was at the end and he started to chase me and so I ran and he kicked my shoe/leg pretty hard and I fell and my hand was all bloody!! He shouldn't be doing that RATE: 9/10 The CHATEUO: I stopped trying to spell that 3 years ago . Ok they focused way to much on the theming which is good but this maze was short people and didn't give one jumpscare the theming doesn't make up for it either! Because they had such good chances. This maze was short AGAIN it starting to piss me off... RATE: 7.9/10 Trails End: Didn't see one person in here, looked for them too. RATE: 0/10 Dinoslautger: same as last year... > RATE: 1.5/10 Carnevil: For the 3 years it's been here and I've been to every opening night, it was short again. They were trying so I'll boost their score...this did have great lighting effects! RATE: 7/10 Blood Creek: No enthusiasm for the actors way to much fog! The drummer didn't have his drum, I asked him and he said they couldn't find it for me... Not as good as this year RATE 6.5/10 ABNORMAL ALLEY: this maze was improved one hundred percent! So many jumpscare a and I loved it! They're have sharp nails on the boards so BE CAREFUL! I loved this maze! RATE 10/10 THRILLER DANCE: I'm not going to give any away, but it was good not as good as last year NO RATE That a wrap! I have been going to Valleyfair since 2007 and been goin to opening for valleySCARE for the last 3 years NOT including this one so don't go off, " you're being to hard" "wow you ass I work in that maze" OPINION: RENAGADE was taking FIVE FULL MINUTES TO DISPATCH! I timed 10 dispatches (I had fast lane) and I timed each one! IT SHOULDNT BE TAKING FIVE MINUTES TO GET THE DAMN TRAIN OUT! Even the team lead said his sorry for the wait. I don't care either, I know they were trying hard but still the lady on the oppiste side on the platform was just trying to go slow AF. Ugh

I think they mean the celebrations and shows but I may be wrong

Holy cow 48 Negivtive comments 3 positive :0 o my! VF has to see this

I agree

ATTENTION: I was at the park today and say multiple ladders at the amip theaters spot. Plus a board was hanging obliviously being ripped out...HMMM

BREAKING NEWS: Could this be the rumored Falcon invert?!? Eggs Hatching?!? Could it BE?!? CW ISNT GETTING A COASTER SAME WITH KD OMG OMG!!!! THIS MAY BE THE YEAR! OMG YAYAYAY!

I do have to say, valleyfair has cedar fair stuff, but sometimes doesn't feel like a cedar fair park. We lack a lot of things most cedar fair parks have...but yet again we are a cedar fair park with Dino's Alive, Planet Snoopy, Garage Cans and all that great stuff

Haha my moms a surgeon champion, the things she has shows me what it causes I need no part in what so ever! Lol idk

I hate the beer, I'm very anti-alcoholic I hate it. All you get is a bunch of grown men which had a glass to much running around. That's not fun. I wish valleyfair didn't even have bars.

MORE BREAKING NEWS Wild West is most very likely a scare zone, YESSSSS

BREAKING NEWS! VALLEYFAIR is receiving one new maze but it will be replacing one! Confirmed

Excalibur - 1 Cosmic Coaster - 1 Steel Venom - 1 depends on crowds High Roller ~ 1 (most common) or 2 Corkscrew ~ 1 (most common) or 2 Renegade ~ 1 or 2 (crap shoot - never know) Wild Thing - 2 (rare 3) Mad Mouse (varies) Yeah I'd say "mostly 1 train" is pretty accurate I'll agree with most of this but the last 5 times I've been to VF High Roller had Two trains

I think Dave is screwing with you..or he's on drugs..or your mistaking talking to Dave in your dreams as reality..all 3 very feasible scenerios.. Delirium like KD is adding has moved to the top on my 2016/2017 list! Rode maXair a few years ago and loved it more than most coasters! I wonder if they would go two years in a row with waterpark additions..how many times do you think the whole, "come out and enjoy the new soak city water park" marketing campaign will work?.. Dave wasn't screwing with us, he said "I want to make a ride, that kids that are to scared for Wild Thing can ride" Now obvious im pissed cause thats just kinda, ugh dumb!

breaking news! Planet spooky has turn into the great pumpkin fest!

I was never expecting a coaster this year, I'm hoping it comes in 2020, Dave said he wants the Dino's land as a kids area!

I hope we get new Toll lanes like CARO, and KI! Such a great idea the ones we have now are

This proves that when I said Hellaide Farm is in the back of the park this year! Because it is! Well it a good chance that Exclaibur may be on its way out this year if the park wants to keep it open this year to the last riders...

I was there on Tuesday and going today and hardly any. Very faded spary paint marks by MRVR and one white one at exclaiburs entrance....

Do you guys think the park will be busy today? Thanks

I'm done with Breakers Pipeline, they aren't running enough water down and I keep hitting dry spots... I keep going so fast I run up on the side of the tube and hit a dry spot and it hurts (like this photo shows). UGH

Like I've said before I would love a Larson flyer but it would need to bring in a themed area! I don't think we're getting anything this year :-/. I've noticed riptide has new cycle and I love/hate it, it's a little bit shorter and there's one flip I miss. I'm getting very excited for valleySCARE! I can't wait to see the wild Wild West theme maze, my guess is that it's in the back with the renagade theming...is that why there's a new haunt building being built back there? We've never got a confirmation saying its Chatue du damne? Yay the future holds a ton! I've heard that hellside farm is moving to the back, I'll LOVE this, it's all forest-e back there so it will be so AWESOME if it comes true . I hope we get a breakers BLOODline theming maze! Like a tropical theme maze with breakers bay dyed red! OMG I could go off all day with cool maze ideas! Plus I think we're getting a maze in soak city this year, the only reason London terror moved is because of H2OMG construction so is that what's happening with Chatue du damne?