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Matman-TheRide

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  1. ... rebelled against the czarist TPR regime and installed a new Noviet regime into the land of Old York. It eventually became the Noviet Dis-Union which made money by selling Chinese knock off Mountain Dews to the rest of the now very unfortunate world. Then a proxy confrontation known as the Ice Cold War began between the Noviet Dis-Union and...

  2. I have huge REAL news: I'm not joking when I say this. I was at the park today, and got a drink at the saloon, and when I was there, the worker said that apparently, DL is getting a NEW COASTER in 2018! All that he told me is that it will be in the place of the old Cuda Falls complex, and that it will be a "water coaster". That's all that he said. If someone knows exactly what a water coaster is, cn you describe it? This is no lie, he actually told me this info.

    It is probably more of a water slide coaster (master blaster/magnetic propelled like KK's Deluge). Notice - WATER SLIDE. Considering the park is probably focusing on the dry side of the park next year this does make sense. A "coaster" slide would certainly be unique to the area. Oh goody

  3. It was eventually discovered that the tie-fighters were from the dictatorship of Fuhrer Donald J Trump of Cambodia. So Hillary Clinton sent the USS Enterprise and it's fine crew to ward of the fascist fleet. Democracy triumphed over Trump's bullshet and then Clinton went to do do something to Seabreeze Amusement Park along the lines of...

  4. The new water slide is named RipCurl Racer.

     

    Aw man, I hoping for the "Rainbow Mountain" name for it, but "RipCurl Racer" sounds better, but I hope that Darien Lake gets the slides in the colors of teal, blue, yellow and, lime green so that the slides can be a little bit of a "throwback" to Barracuda Bay.

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