Keep striving. That Darwin Award is within reach!
Its fun, what the point of living if you cant do something a little dangerous every once and a while.
My advice? If you do that just to live a little on the edge, then don't even step foot into a water park and put yourself and the lifeguards who would try to rescue you because of your stupidity, at risk!
Just another reason why I hate the phrase YOLO.
I remember when I was young, I was afraid of the drains on the bottom of a normal pool and of possibly being sucked into one of the wavemaking machines. I am still leary of the machines and usually keep a good ten foot distance from the ropes.
Its funny how much grief people gave me over my post a couple years ago. We were the lifeguards. We trained countless hours in the wavepool and were extremely strong swimmers. If you spent a quarter of the time in that pool as had, you would realize those machines arnt as strong as they seem.