Photo TR: Magic Kingdom 2006

[AltonTowersNerd]

Hey guys its me again; your best Theme Parker, Michael here. I am yet at the Magic Kingdom this time, where everything is the land of hope and happiness. So lets get cracking and going.

"Welcome aboard the Monorail, if your departing to the Magic Kingdom. Please wait until the train comes to a complete stop."

"If your going to Epcot please stay seated at all times, and remember not to smoke at all times thank you."

 

Were in Main Street USA the place where we begin our journey. If you bare with me I am apparently queueing for the Magical Railroad of the WDW Railroad. Our first stop is Frontierland where Big Thunder Mountain thunders down the rocks and perilous shafts.

"So this is why its called Frontierland... because Splash Mountain's residents are all crittering about the riders."

"we will get wet! VERY VERY WET!, and I MEAN IT... DRENCHED!"

"well Michael get your poncho on; you are going to get wet... me!"

"Splash Mountain is yet the wetest ride at Disneyworld. I wonder if its even wetter at Disneyland???"

"Get ye' hoof on ye' varmin goldrusher. You know your a 49yr old codger. NOT REALLY I was 14 when I visited to Disneyworld."

"If Runaway Mine Train at Alton and Chessy were the best, doesn't mean that Disney has their ones."

"mark my words, that varmin' Brer Rabbit will make an arse of himself if he falls into those traps."

"the ride load is burried underneath the mountain somewhere. God this really is a complicating ride to draw over on paint."

After Splash Mountain and Thunder Mountain. We headed to Tom Sawyer's Island.

"If anyone's running from the police, then this is the place to hide, if your looking for a hiding place."

"DO NOT TOUCH, especially little monkeys like Abu in Aladdin".

After Tom Saywer we headed for the Haunted Mansion in Liberty Square.

"once inside this attraction there is no way out."