StealthFan Posted February 15, 2009 Posted February 15, 2009 One day many hours ago a young sexy TPR member with a Merlin Annual pass decided today I will venture out into the vast world and go to the mystical land of London to see the wonders that his Annual pass would give him. Luckily enough some Boobs come along to calm Craig down as he continues his magical journey. To be countinued.......... And HEAD! But still gets a fright from another Skeleton. Craig now leaves the Aquarium, sadley without his Army and come across yet more scary things that he cant handle after his earlier scary encounters, so he passes. Whic suddenly shoot off like laser beems, which confuses Craig alot. Now Craig is happy again he moves on and starts seeing bright Colours. And he does! After yet more regection young Craig decided to go and find something that would make him happy again. Craig: "Hello Mr Shell, Mrs Shell and young Shelly. Would you like to join my Army?" The Shell Family: "Okay Craig we will join but we will first go and collect our things" Craig waited for a very long time for the Shell family to come back but the seemed to vanish and all that was left was their shells. As Craig was feeling upset he decided to go back and see Mr Shark. But Mr Shark didnt want anything to do with Craig anymore and swam off. Now Craig was feeling hungry and decided to go and get some food. He came across these lovley little fishes but was told he was not allowed to eat them and had to move on. Craig wasnt to hurt that Mr Shark didnt want to join his fish army, so he carried along to see another fish who he could recruit. Sadley this fish just swam away from Craig. Craig : "Hello Mr Shark would you like to join my fish army and take over the human race?" Mr Shark : "Ill keep swimming and getting looked after and fed by humans if its all the same to you" Sadley his Army would not be as big as he liked because he was not allowed to see all of the soilder fishes! After his terrifying Dungeon experience, Craig needed to relax so he went to go and see all his fish friends to create an underwater army of evil fish he will use to overtake the human race! This scared Craig so much he couldnt bring himself to taking any more photos in the Dungeons under fear of being punished! As he walked off in disapointment Craig noticed this sign and realised he was very lucky he didnt get any action because he didnt have any protection on him! As Craig ran from the super boob lover in the stocks he came across a lovley lady who he tried to chat up to see if he could see some more boobies but sadley she was very unresponsive and ignored Craig. After spending a long time with the boobs Craig carried on walking into the Dungeon where he found a traveler just like Craig who liked the boobies more then he did and was punished for liking them too much! Craig was very scared at this point until he saw something that any mystical journey hunter enjoys. BOOBS!! Next to greet him was a scary Skeleton that has no arms or legs!!! As he finnaly enters he look over and notices this scary statue of him in the morning after a night out in Amsterdam on one TPR Europe Trip! He then glances over at the prices before entering and thinks to himself "They are abit high" And creepy Druids. But also very cool things like FIRE When he finnaly arrives at the land of London he arrives at The London Dungeons where he will come across many scary things. His journey begins by boarding a train that get stuck at many stations and delayed due to an EMERGANCY at London Bridge.
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