Dude! Your like the coaster enthusiast version of Downer Debbie from Saturday Night Live! I was half expecting the signature audio "bwah bwah" after every caption I read.
People are just jealous that you are 17 and are already a certified coaster critic. At 17, I was staring at pictures of CP salivating and getting blood flow.
Honestly though, after reading these Photo TR's (and loving them), it seems that your opinion is a tad unjustified...I mean, wow, your really going out of your way to show us that you don't like this park! CP isn't Knoebel's or Lake Compounce...and if they led you to believe it was, then shame on them.
In fact, CP is the opposite of all those things you seem to like in a park. It is a resort style mega-park with more rides then trees. BUT, having been to other "Mega Parks" (SFMM, SFGAdv) CP wins hands down.
Almost like being a fan of Polka music and giving a Metal band a bad review. Duh!
Great photos. I can't wait to see to see all the beautiful trees and landscapes when I go to SFNE.
-Mike