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SFSTLMO

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  1. Okay, SFSTL, I like you. I love turning around in queues when I see a 10 minute wait. I love all the greenery. The lack of new steel doesn't bother me much, and I don't even mind that you keep shipping vital parts of our theming to Georgia (#SaveTheSpanishFlagAtSixFlagsSaintLouis - get it trending people.)

     

    But we need to have a talk. Not about food services or operations or cracking pavement. Not a talk about guest services. No, we need to have a talk

     

    About your promotional photos.

     

    Pictured: How an alien pretending to be human eats a funnel cake.

     

     

    "I, A HYOOMAN BEING, AM ENJOYING THIS FRIED CONFECTION IN THE HYOOMAN MANNER."

     

    Meanwhile, over at the gate to Hurricane Harbor....

     

     

    Well, this seems like a perfectly happy fam-

     

    Wait, zoom and enhance.

     

     

    ENHANCE

     

     

    This is the face of a woman that is going to murder her family in their sleep.

     

    As a special favor for my home park I went ahead and worked up a Fright Fest version of the same photo.

     

     

    Your welcome, Six Flags. I'll just pick up my check at Season Pass Processing next time I'm in the park.

     

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