Here in the north of Italy people thinks that only exists one park: Gardaland.
Some I heard:
"Why is the Blu Tornado green?" (standing in front of Magic Mountain)
"What if they fall down?" (referred to the Screaming Squirrel)
"Is that a real volcano?" (Jungle Rapids)"
"They're removing a train from the track! They want the queue to be longer!"
"You don't go upside down, the seats does!" (talking about a Mad House)
At Mirabilandia:
"Katun is the highest coaster in the world!"
"I have never been to DisneyLand, but I know it sucks because there are not coasters!"
But the best one in the world is this one.
In Gardaland 'till last year there was a ride called Tunga: The Apeman
I've heard a GP translating: "Tunga: l'uomo ape" which in English comes "Tunga: the bee man"
EDIT: I pressed "submit to park index" without getting his function, sorry. Ignore it!