haha i must say i found this a very interesting read...looks like this hasnt been moved since early January but ill follow with a quick story as to how i found this and i think the OP and maybe others might find it quite funny as well.
I work 3rd shift, and went on a bathroom break. I noticed a newspaper laying wide open in the floor and it was open to a page titled "Return of Starwood Amphitheatre & Possibly Opryland Theme Park". Intrigued (i live in Nashville, and hadnt heard anything about the possible return of Opryland other than usual rumors) i read the article and it referenced the year old story of Gaylord buying the land from Two Rivers Baptist church, however its what came next that intrigued me.
It followed this with pretty much word for word your opening intro, about today at a press conference Gaylord announced construction of a new theme park and will be opening in phases..Opry Plaza, Do-Wah-Diddy City, and the Delta. Again sincei live in Nashville i was like wtf, this is news to me! so i got on my laptop and looked for some research. Found this site and subsequently this post..i was really intrigued until i figured out what was going on (had no idea what RCT3 was until i googled it) and theni had a good laugh about it...itd be great to get a theme park back but i thought it was funny that it was even printed in a magazine/newspaper...if anyone is interested its Hot Stuff, North Alabamas #1 Entertainment Publication..Mid Feb-Mid March 2011..page 26