I used to work at cedar point as a ride host.. you would not believe the things I heard. Here are a few that seem to stand out to me.
1. (At Wicked Twister Entrance) "Will I be able to breathe up there?!"
"No, you must hold your breath the entire ride"
(Wicked Twister Platform) "What ocean is that?"
"Lake Erie."
"So is it salt water, or fresh water?"
"Fresh, sir."
"There're sharks?"
"ON-COMING RIDERS, WELCOME TO WICKED TWISTER, cedar points most twisted coaster on the FRESH WATER, FISH inhabited, LAKE Erie."
2. (At Corkscrew Entrance) "Where is Top Fuel Drag Racer?"
(At Corkscrew Entrance) "Is this Magnum Force?"
3. (At Mantis Entrance) "Does this ride go upside down?"
(Looks to left at massive vertical loop) "No."