I feel like this thread is getting a huge number of posts thanks to a lovely e-mail from Rob...But whatever works, my name is Jeff and I live in Southern California which means I have access to an amazing selection of theme parks, unfortunately beyond them I haven't really been to any that are worthwhile.
That is alright though since Magic Mountain, Disneyland, Universal Studios Hollywood, Knott's, and Sea World provide more than enough entertainment, and indeed manage to drain enough of my limited monetary resources.
So finally after having a membership for an incredibly long time I have finally moved out of the lurker status and onto the forum!