First, enough with the stereotypes about Arkansas. In a vain (and unsucessful) attempt to be funny you blast on a city and people you know jack about. If Arkansas, and indeed Hot Springs is such a trailer trash wasteland, why in hell do people from your glorious steers and queers state come here in droves to stay? I've lived in Hot Springs off and on now for 25 years and the # of tourists visiting has never been higher. I would imagine there is a reason for that which is opposite to your rather dimwitted views.
And considering the pictures you posted of yourself, it comes as little surpise that everyone else around you looked funny, what with your cross-eyed view of the world. It's jackasses like yourself who stereotype people from my state as if you don't the have exact same thing going on in Texas---you know what the main difference here is? The majority of people in my state are actually citizens of this country!
You want redneck Deliverance with a twist of the Chainsaw Massacre? Visit West Texas. Or East Texas. Or anywhere else in Texas not inside the Metroplex. That's truly scary stuff.