hogfire

Drunk at 7 in the morning? Are you originally from Ireland?? Ha, that's a good one! Nope, half Dutch, half Indonesian, which is a bit odd seeing as how many Asians don't have the enzyme in their innards for breaking down alcohol as is the case with my siblings. Must be the Dutch half since I seem to be able to take anything people do for "shits and giggles" without too much recourse. (I don't think my time zone is registered correctly, btw) Excellent updates, even if you are taking jabs at joe and I like his comments. Those portable Schwarzkopfs look like so much fun in a small package! Well, time for fireworks and more BOOZE! Have a fun 4th everyone, and I swear I'll have my mate hide the keyboard this time so there's no way you'll be subjected to my idiotic, drunken bastard rantings and ravings.

Cheers eh! It's the darndest thing that. Seems the more blotto I get, the better my spelling becomes. I'm anxiously awaiting the Lush Lout's Spelling Bee to come about. I'm a shoe-in I reckon!

Oh good lord, you'd think I'd know better than to post something (especially my first post here) when I'm piss drunk. Sorry for any ridiculousness and offensiveness, I'm a silly twat sometimes. Anyway, what I meant to say was: What a fantastic trip you created for a fun-loving crew, and the updates are amazing and throroughly entertaining. I'm so envious not having the means to take part in something similar with a great group of people. All the coasters, well almost all of them, look like heaps of fun. Keep up the great work! Ugh, now to take care of this massive hangover and find out what other annoying things I got up to last night/this morning . . . Hogfire

Oi, indulged in the tipple, and way off me pickle, so do forgive mates. CORR BLIMEY, it's good to see you lot getting a taste of English other than septic yankee speak. Yobbo, bogan, chav, Kevin Bloody Wilson, wot you reckon? Spending my time here in the states, and I can understand everything people spew at me, yet I have to constantly answer to "WHAT?" I just don't get how anti-global citizens here are. I bet Lou understood all yer speak, yet she probably had to decipher heaps for you, and you still made judgements. Anywho, good on ya for having the gaul to explore and enjoy. Looks like you set up a right crackin' trip, and heaps o' fun was had by all. Much bonding went on apparently, much like a scientology retreat, or maybe even boy scouts and brownies in the woods weekend (tee hee hee). Cherish the bonds you've made; it's the only way this fucking world is going to see it past the next century. I'm gagging for a go on Speed; looks like a right corker, that one! And from what I gather, if you want to know the meaning of yob, just have a look at Derrick, that says it all, (Aye, just taking the piss mate, no worries, eh?) Hogfire Pignuts McCunty Twat Fink