Acceptable topics include:
1. When will we get a hyper coaster.
2. Iron Boss?!?!?!
3. Iron Eagle (which is one of the edgier topics)
4. Coaster Capital of Missouri? What a weird slogan amirite
5. (Insert ride) reverse blast lolz
6. Anybody else HATE the ninja?
7. *pumps up ego* "What this park ACTUALLY needs..."
Ha ha, you really captured what people talk about all the time concerning this park.