Acceptable topics include: 
1. When will we get a hyper coaster. 
2. Iron Boss?!?!?! 
3. Iron Eagle (which is one of the edgier topics) 
4. Coaster Capital of Missouri? What a weird slogan amirite  
5. (Insert ride) reverse blast lolz  
6. Anybody else HATE the ninja? 
7. *pumps up ego* "What this park ACTUALLY needs..." 
  
Ha ha, you really captured what people talk about all the time concerning this park.