This jokes is a bit dark so you will have to bear with me...
I was upset because my friend had died. and i felt gulity for months until i just decided to give it up. I had a rope around my neck and i was ready to jump. then my mum ran in and told me not to do it, I replyed "What have i got to live for"? then she said "well were going to six flags america,do you want to come with us?" I kicked the stool away...