Robb's comments about people seeming to be ignorant of what "Soak Zone" means remind me of the first time my family and I went to Sea World Florida. I figure that the latest this could've been is 1996.
The first thing we did, of course, was go to the Shamu Show. However, at that time "Splash Zone", not "Soak Zone", was used. We, for some reason, thought that this meant we wouldn't get very wet (In fact, perhaps they changed to "Soak Zone" for this reason). You can guess what happened! It took all day for us to dry off entirely, and my map later got torn quite a bit (since wet paper tears more easily, and the map was in my pocket during the show)! By the way, I still have that map.
However, something kinda cool happened that day, too. At that time, they did a "trivia quiz show" on the big screen before the actual show. Well, my sister got on! She didn't know the answer to the question, but I (being very interested in whales at the time) did. So, I stuck my hand into the view of the camera with the number of the right answer!
Oh, and Robb, I'll have to start taking your "photo teaser" comments with a grain of salt!