So Absolutely Reliable News & Rumors has been puttering along, with very few updates. But -- at least until we bore of it -- we're back, via Twitter: follow us here. A good chunk of the time, the funniest part is the headline anyway, so that's what we've got now.
So far, we're mostly being followed by actual amusement park people, no doubt anxious about what we might do. Join us, won't you? Or, you know, not. We might abandon it at any moment.