"The only thing that would make this better is a beer in both of my hands! Well, ok, maybe that and a coupon...and a slightly bigger penis...but really, this is awesome!"

"I think I just farted!"

There is a lot of love in this photo...well, not really.

TPR Loves the tube chutes!!!

They dumped TPR out in the lake...pretty much where we belong!

When we said the tube chutes had small drops, we meant some of them are pretty big!

"Oh my ass!"

Don't worry...Dave Thomas has been dead for years.

This is where you'll find Master Blaster, The Torrent River, and lots of other awesome slides.

Surfenburg is where you can find the Boogie Bahn - the surfing machine (duh), Dragon Blaster, Family Blaster, and one of my all time favorite, kind of hidden attractions at the park, Back Splash!

And this is where all those awesome tube chutes are! IMO, each section of the park offers something almost as equally awesome as the next.

And the tram to get from the different parks is always filled with sexy topless men...like these!

Now this attraction, back over in the Blastenhoff section of the park, is known at the "Torrent River."

The concept is simple...it's a lazy river with the most insane wave machine in the middle! As you can see from this picture, survival is a challenge!!!

How people aren't constantly eaten alive by the waves on a regular basis is beyond me!

Hello evil wave machine! You are truly, truly awesome!

Nooo! I'm getting eaten by the torrent river! Help meeeeeeee......

"Did I survive? I think I survived!"

And now back in the real world....

KidTums is having an awesome time in one of the many, many kids areas at Schlitterbahn!

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