We checked out the water park. This place has gotten a few serious slides since the old "Steel Waters" days!

KidTums had the best time at "replacement Steel Waters!"

OMG! COLD!!!

In the south, all water slides are required to have one end fully erect.

Same rule applies to Vekoma roller coasters.

Hey look! An Aussie riding this Boomerang? How strange in that?

Yup, it does Boomerangish type stuff.

"Dammit! Who the hell parked this Boomerang on top of my truck?"

In the south, all these hot chicks hang out at Alabama Adventure...no really! They do!

"Hello everyone. We are on the log flume."

Oh. Funk!

"This is NOT an acceptable amount of wetness!!!"

In the south, all log flumes must be filled with battery acid.

Speaking of water rides...it's time for the rapids!

TAKE THE TUNNEL!!!

In the south, at 5:42pm in the evening, everything turns pink for one whole minute.

We would love to tell you what is printed in this book, but the FCC would close down this website faster than a Braziilian Porn Factory!

This is the Tavern. This is where you go for all the beer you can handle.

Of course, in the South, all they serve is Coors Light!

3 chicks + 1 dude = Dan is one very happy man!

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