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Jack: (breathing heavily) Kate,you don't get it...We are the Island!...Hand me that paper bag. Kate: Jack, that's got my poop in it. Jack: (breathing heavily) "I know, I know...It's got a hint of coconut in it...And something else...But that's part of the mystery."
Peter: Hey Cleveland, come here. Check out my on board-computer-navigation-system! Standard: Navigation-System: Left turn ahead. Peter: Spanish: Navigation-System: Va alla esquierda aya. Peter: Yakov Smirnoff: Navigation-System: In Soviet Russia, car drives you!
Navigation-system: Turn right at fork in road. In Soviet Russia road forks you! Peter: Wah.. is this gettin' old.
^ I believe we watched the same episode last night
Chris: What do you do at a Young Republicans meeting? Girl: We help those who already have the means to help themselves. Also, we perpetuate the idea that Jesus chose America to destroy non-believers and brown people. Chris: I don't know why, but I feel safer already.
Coasters: 33, 31 steel, 2 wood Park count: 10, Elitch Gardens home park...
Peter "She'll get that sloppy, old, Spanish maid to do it, and she will, but only to raise money to pay for medicine for her prematurely overweight son, Diabeto." Diabeto "Mama, may I have cookie?" Sloppy, old, Spanish maid "Noo Diabeto, roll back to keetchen." Diabeto "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
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