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Hi!

 

I've seen these on a couple of other forums. I see that we dont have one here. Just post some funny, weird, etc. conversations here!

Clicky!

 

Anywho, heres mine.

 

Stranger: hi, 25 bi m

You: Hey, 18, f, USA

Stranger: what's up?

You: Nothing

Stranger: h*rny?

You: maybe?

Stranger:

You: are you?

Stranger: oh yeah

You: Well sir, that's good to know. We're currently in the process of tracking your static IP address. My name is Chris Hansen and I work for Dateline NBC, we're doing a segment on how 'To Catch a Predator.' Focusing in sick monsters like yourself that are pedophiles. We will be contacting your local authorities. Do you have anything to say for yourself?

 

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Just to let you know. Im not 18, nor a female

 

So ya! Enjoy!

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I found this one. Kind of old now

You: I have one sock on

Stranger: i have no socks on

You: why?

Stranger: im in my bed

You: oh, that makes sense. I don't wear socks in bed either

Stranger: where do you live

You: Canada (woot woot!!)

Stranger: we kicked ur a$$ in hockey b*tch

Stranger: and we hate hockey here

You: I don't watch Hockey, so it's ok

Stranger: we are officially better than you at everything

Stranger: FACT

You: I'M SORRY I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY HEALTH CARE PLAN.

 

 

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I found this one. Kind of old now

You: I have one sock on

Stranger: i have no socks on

You: why?

Stranger: im in my bed

You: oh, that makes sense. I don't wear socks in bed either

Stranger: where do you live

You: Canada (woot woot!!)

Stranger: we kicked ur a$$ in hockey b*tch

Stranger: and we hate hockey here

You: I don't watch Hockey, so it's ok

Stranger: we are officially better than you at everything

Stranger: FACT

You: I'M SORRY I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY HEALTH CARE PLAN.

 

 

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Ohh. SALT!!!

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One of my recent conversations....

 

anger: Hi, im Mexican

You: Hey, roller coasters turn me on.

Stranger: Churros turn me on

Stranger: that and Burros

Stranger: most anything ending in urros

You: Your one h***y feller

Stranger: there was this ceral called FlurOs, that was interesting

Stranger: bad taste though

Stranger: Oh, I dont get h***y

Stranger: Im a mexican Lamp

You: *clap clap*

Stranger: ARRIBA!

You: Ha i just turned you on

Stranger: IM BLINDING MYSELF! TURN ME OFF!

You: and a bright lamp you are

Stranger: TURN ME OFF!

Stranger: AHHH THE PAIN!

Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

You: *clap clap*

Stranger: Ahhh...

You: Better?

Stranger: Yeah

Stranger: Although, i think the table is on fire

Stranger: Dont call the fire department though, they are asleep by their burros

You: Ok ok, if theres anything else you need i'll be skinning my cat.

Stranger: AHH IM BLIND AGAIN!

Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Stranger: AHHHHH!

Stranger: OH THE PAIN!

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STAR!!!!

 

I'm sorry, but what do you mean by that?

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: iH

Stranger: do you not speak english?

You: Of course I speak English, dummy

You: I probably speak better English than you!

Stranger: umm okay. what the f*ck

You: Nice Language, Canadian.

Stranger: who cares if you can speak english better than me?

Stranger: like seriously?

Stranger: is it a competition or something?

You: Considering you obviously live in a country where you speak "english", It does matter.

Stranger: im not f*cking canadian retard

You: *I'm* not f*cking (language) *Canadian* retard(.)......

You: Your the retard,

You: obviously.

Stranger: what the hell

Stranger: grammar freak

You: (W)hat the hell(.)

Stranger: seriously who the hell does that

You: My god, it's the worst in a while.

You: (S)eriously(,) who the hell does that(?)

Stranger: Freak.

You: Thanks!

Stranger: Jesus.

Stranger: Mother F*cker.

Stranger: Happy

Stranger: ?

You: Mother (f)*cker

You: Happy(?)

Stranger: Can you just stop please? People get annoyed by grammar freaks.

You: No.

 

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The conversation I had closed before I could save it the end of it, but I think I remember most of it (everything up to "I dream of Universal Domination was saved")

 

You: just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit

Stranger: NO SINGING

Stranger: ONLY ASSIMILATION

You: Ok

You: conformity rules

Stranger: YES

Stranger: DISOBEDIENCE IS DEATH

Stranger: now tell me

Stranger: WHAT IS THE STATUS OF YOUR FACIAL HAIR?

You: santa like beard

Stranger: not sure if that gives quite the right impression, BUT WE'LL TAKE IT

Stranger: DO YOU HAVE AN INTEREST IN GALACTIC DOMINATION?

You: Who doesn't?

You: I dream of Universal Domination

Stranger: I like the way you think.

Stranger: Will you join us.

You: I will join on only one condition.

Stranger: The Empire does not agree to "conditions"

Stranger: Unless they are awesome.

You: When Universal Domination is complete, 3 galaxies will be handed over to me, so I may start a super galactic army capable of taking over other universes.

Stranger: Agreed.

Stranger: NOW PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE THERRAN MINION

You: Minion? You must be mistaken. I join as the new leader.

Stranger: WH-

Stranger: You don't even have a goatee.

You: My goatee has grown into a god like Santa beard.

You: People bow to the beard.

You: People trust the man with the Santa beard.

Stranger: hmmm

Stranger: Maybe we can work out an alliance

You: I will agree to an alliance.

Stranger: Excellent.

Stranger: Until next time strange bearded man

Stranger: Farewell.

Stranger: Farewell.

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I've got a ton of these...

 

2010-03-23

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hello!

You: thank you mario but our princess is in another castle

Stranger: Thank u too

You: now go save the princess from Bowser

You: He's in World 8 level 8

You: wait... wrong Mario game

You: World 8 Level 4

Stranger: Okey

Stranger: BYE!

You: hurry

You: before Bowser eats her

Stranger: okey i save her..

Stranger: i promise

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

2010-03-15

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: from?

You: are you one of thos a$$h0l3z that disconnects at the beginning of the conversation?

You: im from the death star

You: it just got fixed

You: and its coming toward earth

You: or that little blue planet that you earthlings call home

You: you must be one of those a$$h0lez that never says anything

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

2010-03-23

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: thank you mario but our princes is in another castle

Stranger: princess peach?

You: yeah

Stranger: i like her !

You: col

You: *cool

Stranger: i dont get it though

You: she's been kidnapped again

Stranger: oh no!

You: you need to save her

Stranger: how?

You: beating the game

Stranger: okay ............

You: she said she got kidnapped on her facebook

Stranger: princess peach has a fb?

You: everybody's got a facebook

Stranger: true .....

You: yeah... bowser was raving about capturing the princess for the millionth time on his facebook

Stranger: what a jerk!

You: and everybody in the mushroom kingdom was all like... again????

Stranger: i know so stupid

You: yeah

Stranger: yeah

You: yup

Stranger: yup

You: yup

Stranger: yup

You: so... how's it going?

Stranger: wonderful! how about you

You: got something important to do...

You: gotta run

Stranger: kkkkk

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

This is fun...

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: lindsey?

You: mark?

Stranger: mcinerney?

You: yes

Stranger: from?

You: Earth

Stranger: wht state?

You: Earth doesn't really have states. Has continents

Stranger: oklahoma

Stranger: or kansas?

You: Kansas

Stranger: your not mark

You: yes i am

Stranger: what city?

You: topeka

You: I just moved

You: from the city you know me from

Stranger: no you didnt i just saw mark last night screw you!

You: that was my twin

You: stay away from him, he's evil

Stranger: mark doesnt have a twin cause i dated him, what city do i know you from?

You: I dont talk about my twin, he's evil

You: he's done things to me

You: Its hurts to talk about it

Stranger: im calling mark right now! what city do i know you from?

You: the greatest city on earth

You: or the most boring, depending on how you look at it

Stranger: which is?

You: you know that i know. I dont know why you're trying to make me tell you

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: from?

You: are you one of thos a$$h0l3z that disconnects at the beginning of the conversation?

You: im from the death star

You: it just got fixed

You: and its coming toward earth

You: or that little blue planet that you earthlings call home

You: you must be one of those a$$h0lez that never says anything

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

LOL

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Quickest! Whoo!

 

Stranger: hey

You: Hi

Stranger: asl?

You: What's with the rush?

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Another:

 

Stranger: hiii

Stranger: how r u

You: Hello you.

You: It's good to hear from you again.

You: I have missed you.

You: Dearly.

You: It pains me to have to wait.

You: I am glad you have returned.

You: Where did you go?

Stranger: what??

You: I've missed you so much all these years.

You: The cold nights.

You: The windy days.

You: The kids miss you.

You: Please come home.

Stranger: asl?

You: I beg of you.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

One more?

 

Stranger: Im bi

You: I'm Bill

You: Nice to meat you.

Stranger: Gay

You: No apparently you are.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Gonna troll some more people now.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Go charazard!

Stranger: I choose you

You: GO WARTORTLE!

Stranger: NOOO

Stranger: my one weakness D:

Stranger: use tackle

You: wartortle, use water blast!

Stranger: NOOOOO

Stranger: DODGE

Stranger: DODGEE D:

Stranger: AHHHH

Stranger: NOO Charazard D:

Stranger: YOU KILLED HIM

You: dang, missed...

Stranger: oh

You: guess not.

Stranger: HES DEADDD

You: good job, wartortle!

Stranger: go giggly puff

Stranger: use sing!

Stranger: har har har

Stranger: poor wartortle

You: nooo! wartortle is asleep!

You: wartortle, return!

Stranger: didnt stand a chance to party in the USA

You: oh dear god.

You: go snorlax!

Stranger: D:

You: sit on jigglypuff!

Stranger: NOO

Stranger: GIGGLY PUFF D:

Stranger: giggly return

Stranger: go ditto!

Stranger: mimic!

You: :O

Stranger: *the two snorlax sat there*

Stranger: well they arent going anywhere >.>;

You: this is boring.

You: snorlax, return.

You: GO MUDKIP!

You: mudkip, use your mud...kipping...blaster!

Stranger: oh no!

Stranger: ditto

Stranger: do... what ditto does...

Stranger: and blast him with your mud blaster!

You: nooo!

You: mudkip, return!

You: go articuuuuuno!

Stranger: this battle takes too long

Stranger: GO MEW TWO

Stranger: PSYCHIC!

You: oh noes!

You: articuno is confuzzled!

You: he hurts himself in the process!

Stranger: harharhar

Stranger: now mew two use psychic again!

Stranger: *mewtwo disobeyed*

You: silly human.

You: says mewtwo.

Stranger: damn it... Knew I shouldnt have bought him before I got my next badge

Stranger: I like you. You have style

Stranger: have a gold star.

You: woot!

You: have a starfish.

Stranger: yay!

Stranger: I've never had a starfish before

You: i remember when i got my first one, years ago...

You: proudest day of my life.

Stranger: I'm going to wear this starfish in my hair

Stranger: every day

You: and im gonna put this gold star... erm... somewhere special!

Stranger: next to your name on the chart ofc!

You: to save it for if i ever need it

Stranger: or give it to Dora

Stranger: save half an episode F3

Stranger: WELL

Stranger: I must go do

Stranger: dr mc ninja things

Stranger: very important

You: have fun with your ninja thingies.

Stranger: until we meet again on the giant omegle board...

Stranger: and I hope to maple Jesus

Stranger: your not a pirate

Stranger: *glares*

You: im a ninja too.

You: ssssshh.

You: dont tell my girlfriend.

Stranger: Your ninja secret is safe with my ninja stars

Stranger: I shall not say a word.

Stranger: Avenge Meeee~

 

That was the greatest few minutes of my entire life right there.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: bleh

You: Ok?

Stranger: f*ck power rangers

You: No need for your dirty language you dirty mouth!

Stranger: i know im sorry

You: Yeah, I bet you are.

 

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