The "Post your favorite Simpson Quotes" Game

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Postby MisterP » Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:22 am

In a Halloween episide when Homer is a King Kong-type giant ape:

Carl: "I heard we're goin' to Ape Island"
Lenny: "Yeah, to capture a giant ape. I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island"
Charlie: "Candy Apple Island? Whatta they got there?"
Carl: "Apes. But they're not so big"

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Postby Speeddeamon128 » Sat Jan 31, 2009 5:13 pm

Homer: "Hmm Burger..."
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Postby JFrombaugh » Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:42 pm

(Episode where Marge becomes a cop)
Homer: Hey, you're not really arresting me?
Marge: You have the right to remain silent.
Homer: I choose to waive that right. AAAAHHH!! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!
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Postby DarkStitch626 » Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:33 pm

This one is classic. "A women is more like a beer, they look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!" :lmao:

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Postby Kennyweird » Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:42 pm


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Postby QueerRudie » Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:10 pm

Lisa Simpson in "Simpson's Bible Stories"-

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Postby Taylo234 » Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:13 am

From when Ralph is in the bathroom.

Skinner: "Ralph, are you almost finished?"
Ralph: "I finished before we came in!"

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Postby Manny In England » Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:46 am

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Postby paintballer » Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:18 am

Homer with a hook in his nose
"Marge I think the hooks hitting my brain......Snarflegoogle Baby boople Baby Baby Baby boople"

Such a WTF moment

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Postby Sticky Nicky » Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:50 pm

Ralph in the Simpsons Movie: "I like men now". That line had everyone in the theater laughing for about 3 minutes.
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