Sir Clinksalot Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Brian: I'll be in the basement. Peter: Doin' what? Brian: What do you think? Stewie: Someone will have to explain that to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty Nail Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Hello, and welcome to the Quahog Special People's Games. I'm Tom Tucker. And I'm Diane Simmons. It's a great day to be alive, Tom, able-bodied or not. It sure is. Today we'll see some of Quahog's finest athletes struggle valiantly against God's twisted designs. You'll cheer, cry, maybe even have a cheap laugh or two. I know I will, Tom. There's the possibility that, by the end of the day, we'll all be going to Hell. I'll see you there, Diane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derwood Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Peter: "Hey, Lois, look! The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 "In Soviet Russia, Road forks You!" -Yakov Smirnoff mode on Peter's shortlived new car on Family Guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywood!007 Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 " Gig-Gig it ALRIGHT!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stitch Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 You remember that time I took that art class ... "Am .. am I supposed to draw the penis?" And then there was the sculpting class ... "Am .. am I supposed to sculpt the penis?" And the time I was a conductor ... "Am .. am I supposed to conduct with my penis?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 From last weeks episode, the Bewitched (mediocre 2005 remake) flashback: Witch: Guess what, I'm a Witch! Will Ferell: Guess what, I'm a Clippers fan! (everybody in theater laughs) Stewie: That wasn't very funny. (Stewie then exits the theater to a Taxi, which then takes him to the airport, Stewie flies to LA and rides to a hardware store in a Limo. Stewie buys a short ladder, after he buys the ladder, he stops at Will Ferell's house. Stewie climbs the ladder and rings the doorbell. Will Ferell arrives.) (Stewie KO's Will) Stewie: THAT WASN'T VERY FUNNY AT ALL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterCrazy Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 "Damn the toilet! It's made slaves of you all! It just sits there consuming other people's feces while contributing nothing of its own to society." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stitch Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 "Damn the toilet! It's made slaves of you all! It just sits there consuming other people's feces while contributing nothing of its own to society." You forgot my favorite part of that ... "You get a job!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandaman Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 I'll go for the obvious ones: "Almost...almost...almost...there we are." "Oh, good show." AND... "Hmmm...you know, Martha, we could be having sexual intercourse right now." "Hmm, yes, I supposed we could." "Hmm, yes...but let's not." Go High Class British Porn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterCrazy Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 "Son, this is a big day for you. Today, you become the man of the house, because, when we get home, your mother is going to kill me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParkTrips Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 "Pretend I'm your Child!... Not Meg!!! Not Meg!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Lois: Peter! Who is going to teach Chris' English class? Peter: I don't know... (Peter gets slimed) (Title card for "You Can't Do That on TV will be right back" pops up) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParkTrips Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Stewie (in Chinatown): "I haven't seen one female baby here this place is a sausage fest" That was one of the funniest things they've ever said that you need some intelligence to understand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterFanatic Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 "SMMMOOOOOKKKKEEE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phazan Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 the dog is being senteced to be put to sleep... person ''oh no!'' other person ''oh no!'' kool aid guy ''oh ya!!!!!!!!!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterguy618 Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 It was i think last weeks episode. Stewie was wathcing the new Bewitched movei and Resse WEather Spoon: I'm a witch. Will Ferrell: Im a clippers fan. Stewie: That wasn;t funny. Stewie leaves the theater goes to airport gets on the plane hes on the plane he gets off the plane, then he goes in a limo, then i goes to a hardware store and buys a ladder, then he goes back in to the limo, then he goes to will ferrel's house, puts the ladder up, rings the doorbell and says: (puchs will ferrel) That was not funny! Its not really a quote but its really funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phazan Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 i love this job as much as i love taffy. and im a man who loves taffy! mmmmmmm mmmmmm ya mmmmmm m mmmmm mmmmmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmm ya mmmmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmmm ya mmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmmmm mmmm ya mmmmmmmm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stitch Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Peter (when he's hungover): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in museum looking at dinosaur skeletons.) Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParkTrips Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 "...Then I’m the first to see these views?” He said “I’m only kidding, ‘cause we only keep it hidden from the Asians, Arabs, Faggots, Blacks and Jews!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddymonster Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 "You dirty girl! You're not to touch any of my things! Dirty, Dirty girl!" ~Stewie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddymonster Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 "...Then I’m the first to see these views?” He said “I’m only kidding, ‘cause we only keep it hidden from the Asians, Arabs, Faggots, Blacks and Jews!” Umm, I think the word was fags, not the one you wrote. Faggot is not a word that would be allowed on general television. :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 "Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah...Lois, this isn't my Batman cup." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M_Force_4_ever Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Peter:"Thanks Spider Man" Spider Man:"Everybody gets one" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Clinksalot Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 "For God's sake, shake me. Shake me like a British nanny!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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