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Postby mummyjohn » Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:42 pm

Ha ha I get it!
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Postby Angry_Gumball » Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:54 pm

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'Nuff said...

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Postby Masked_Maverick » Thu Apr 19, 2007 8:44 pm

Whats a Chiropractors favorite Coaster?


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Postby IceDragon » Sun Apr 22, 2007 7:33 am

what did the freefall tower say to the kiddie credit?

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Postby Calaway Park » Sun Apr 22, 2007 12:52 pm

Vekomas: So turbulent, it's like eating baked beans and tacos the night before!

..tee...teehe........

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Postby Masked_Maverick » Sun Apr 22, 2007 12:55 pm

^ Sorry that made no sense.

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Postby Calaway Park » Sun Apr 22, 2007 12:58 pm

Masked_Maverick wrote:^ Sorry that made no sense.

Keep Tylenol in business ride a Vekoma.


Hm. I wonder if this will help you:

Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you 'toot..'

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Postby Masked_Maverick » Sun Apr 22, 2007 1:06 pm

It's supposed to be: Beans,beans they're good for the heart. Geez you young people with your loud music, hula hoops and Intamins. When I was your age we had a 200 foot tall Arrow ride and we liked it that way. :Pr
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Postby Calaway Park » Sun Apr 22, 2007 1:25 pm

Masked_Maverick wrote:It's supposed to be: Beans,beans they're good for the heart. Geez you young people with your loud music, hula hoops and Intamins. When I was your age we had a 200 foot tall Arrow ride and we liked it that way. :Pr


My joke makes sense either way ;)

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Postby cobra_roll06 » Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:07 pm

Is it sad that I think this is one of the funniest topics ever! God....i am sad lol

emmm lets see what crap I can come up with...

So Vekoma goes into labour with Arrow#s baby. After 6 months of headbanging and uncomfort, they have a beatiful, bouncying.......PINFARI!!!

I'm sorry but hey I tried :P
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