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Postby the sound » Wed Mar 22, 2006 4:07 pm

" The Parrot appears to be, Pining for the Fjords sir"
"PINING FOR THE FJORDS!?!?!"
"Yes, lovely bird the Norwiegen Blue."

tee hee.

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Postby cprocks22 » Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:07 pm

jamez9579 wrote:"My nipples explode with delight!"

LMFAO that was mine.

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Postby VegasCoaster » Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:43 pm

Many of you seem to be deprived of Python's greatest stuff, the flying circus.

Why is it that nobody remembers the name of Johann Gambolputty... de von
Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-
dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-
ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-
spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-
nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-
gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

Tourist: Good afternoon.
Shephrd: Eh, 'tis that.
Tourist: You here on holiday?
Shephrd: Nope, I live 'ere.
Tourist: Oh, good for you. Uh...those ARE sheep aren't they?
Shephrd: Yeh.
Tourist: Hmm, thought they were. Only, what are they doing up in the
trees?

Superman 1: Oh look... is it a stockbroker?

Superman 2: Is it a quantity Surveyor?

Superman 3: Is it a church warden?

Supermen 1-3: NO! It's Bicycle Repair Man!

Dennis Moore Dennis Moore robs from the poor and gives to the rich stupid b!tch. Hmmm. This distribution of wealth thing is harder than I thought.

Mr. Wiggin: This is a 12-storey block combining classical neo-Georgian feature s
with the efficiency of modern techniques. The tenants arrive here
and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme
comfort, past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the
rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily
soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled
flesh slurps into these....
Client 1: Excuse me.
Mr. Wiggin: Yes?
Client 1: Did you say 'knives'?
Mr. Wiggin: Rotating knives, yes.
Client 2: Do I take it that you are proposing to slaughter our tenants?
Mr. Wiggin: ...Does that not fit in with your plans?
Client 1: Not really. We asked for a simple block of flats.
Mr. Wiggin: Oh. I hadn't fully divined your attitude towards the tenants.

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Postby VegasCoaster » Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:44 pm

Many of you seem to be deprived of Python's greatest stuff, the flying circus.

Why is it that nobody remembers the name of Johann Gambolputty... de von
Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-
dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-
ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-
spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-
nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-
gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

Tourist: Good afternoon.
Shephrd: Eh, 'tis that.
Tourist: You here on holiday?
Shephrd: Nope, I live 'ere.
Tourist: Oh, good for you. Uh...those ARE sheep aren't they?
Shephrd: Yeh.
Tourist: Hmm, thought they were. Only, what are they doing up in the
trees?

Superman 1: Oh look... is it a stockbroker?

Superman 2: Is it a quantity Surveyor?

Superman 3: Is it a church warden?

Supermen 1-3: NO! It's Bicycle Repair Man!

Dennis Moore Dennis Moore robs from the poor and gives to the rich stupid b!tch. Hmmm. This distribution of wealth thing is harder than I thought.

Mr. Wiggin: This is a 12-storey block combining classical neo-Georgian features with the efficiency of modern techniques. The tenants arrive here and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort, past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these....
Client 1: Excuse me.
Mr. Wiggin: Yes?
Client 1: Did you say 'knives'?
Mr. Wiggin: Rotating knives, yes.
Client 2: Do I take it that you are proposing to slaughter our tenants?
Mr. Wiggin: ...Does that not fit in with your plans?
Client 1: Not really. We asked for a simple block of flats.
Mr. Wiggin: Oh. I hadn't fully divined your attitude towards the tenants.

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Postby jamesdillaman » Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:15 pm

"And now for something completely different, a man with a tape recorder up his nose."

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Postby FlyingScooter » Fri Mar 24, 2006 10:15 am

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries...

its all fun and games till someone looses and eye, then its still fun you just cant s
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Postby jamez9579 » Sat Mar 25, 2006 8:24 pm

"and now for something completely different, a man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose"

I Guess Donkeys Are Okay
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Postby Kenshin502 » Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:27 pm

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Donkeys give me orgiastic scream!
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Postby magnum xl-200 » Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:16 pm

''don't worry love, i'll have your spam, i love it. im having spam, spam ,spam ,spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam and spam''

''baked beans are off''

''can i have spam instead?''

''what? spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam ,spam, spam, spam and spam''.
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Postby Masked_Maverick » Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:59 pm

This parrot is no more, it has ceased to be, this is an ex-parrot.

Do you think this scene should of been cut? We were so worried when the boys were writing it but now we're glad.

peasent: At leas our scene was committed it wasn't just a string of p&*sy jokes.

everyone: get one with it.

The whole thing in the credits of Holy Grail about Llamas
"I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is."-V

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