The "Post your favorite Simpson Quotes" Game

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Re: The "Post your favorite Simpson Quotes" Game

Postby E1ticket5 » Sun Feb 26, 2012 5:02 pm

"Now boys, we have to pray for this delicious food. Eh-hem, Dear Lord, thank you for our....
(Bart lands against window naked)
-Penis?!
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Re: The "Post your favorite Simpson Quotes" Game

Postby shivtim » Tue Feb 28, 2012 8:44 am

Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams"

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Re: The "Post your favorite Simpson Quotes" Game

Postby TheCoasterKid211 » Fri Oct 23, 2015 6:44 pm

Bart: I can't believe she dumped me.
Homer: Son, girls come and go. That way, you'll always have your family.
Bart: ...
Bart: *crying*
Homer: I KNOW!!!
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Re: The "Post your favorite Simpson Quotes" Game

Postby DarienLaker » Sat Oct 24, 2015 10:38 am

"It's rotten being old, no one listens to you!" - Abraham "Grandpa" Simpson
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Re: The "Post your favorite Simpson Quotes" Game

Postby Angle O. Descent » Tue Nov 03, 2015 3:46 pm

"I wash mahself with a raaaaag on a stick! Huh huh huh!"

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Re: The "Post your favorite Simpson Quotes" Game

Postby MisterP » Sat Nov 07, 2015 2:30 pm

Abe Simpson: "My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist....but he is NOT a porn star!"

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Re: The "Post your favorite Simpson Quotes" Game

Postby MisterP » Sat Nov 07, 2015 2:39 pm

Homer: Now, I believe you have some sort of firearm for me.
Gun Store Clerk: Well, let's see here. According to your background check, you've been in a mental institution...
Homer: Yeah.
Clerk: frequent problems with alcohol...
Homer: [nervously] Yeah.
Clerk: ...beat up President Bush!
Homer: Former President Bush.
[the owner slaps a red rubber stamper on Homer's printout]
Homer: "Potentially dangerous"?
Clerk: Relax, that just limits you to three handguns or less.
Homer: Woo hoo!

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