Homer: Now, I believe you have some sort of firearm for me. Gun Store Clerk: Well, let's see here. According to your background check, you've been in a mental institution... Homer: Yeah. Clerk: frequent problems with alcohol... Homer: [nervously] Yeah. Clerk: ...beat up President Bush! Homer: Former President Bush. [the owner slaps a red rubber stamper on Homer's printout] Homer: "Potentially dangerous"? Clerk: Relax, that just limits you to three handguns or less. Homer: Woo hoo!
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