Food and Fatties of Middle America!

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Re: Food and Fatties of Middle America!

Postby anthoni_ » Sat Mar 05, 2011 12:13 am

amazing, simply amazing!
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Re: Food and Fatties of Middle America!

Postby saginawhxc » Sat Mar 05, 2011 7:19 am

Great trip report. Reading this was a great way to kick off my morning.

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Re: Food and Fatties of Middle America!

Postby Karezza » Sat Mar 05, 2011 7:26 am

I like how this trip report made fun of all the fat people. :)

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Re: Food and Fatties of Middle America!

Postby WOFfan » Mon Mar 07, 2011 3:45 pm

I spot a K-Stater in the pictures!(I love Kstate!)

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Re: Food and Fatties of Middle America!

Postby RCoasterny » Thu Mar 10, 2011 11:00 am

This was the largest fan I have ever seen. It was bigger than most airplane propellers.

This is actually made by an company called Big Ass Fans. Their company website is here.

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Re: Food and Fatties of Middle America!

Postby coastermaniac » Thu Mar 10, 2011 1:43 pm

Awesome TR. Great pics and the place looks pretty decent.

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Re: Food and Fatties of Middle America!

Postby Philrad71 » Thu Mar 10, 2011 2:23 pm

^^Yep, we have a couple of those at work now.

PS: More fatties, please! ;)

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Re: Food and Fatties of Middle America!

Postby jray21 » Sun Mar 13, 2011 3:06 am

Now it's time for a side trip from our regularly scheduled update. It's time for LESLIE HALL! Ok, so there is some food because it was snack trading night, and while there are not any 'fatties' in this portion of the report, there are a lot of BODY ROLLS!!!! Elissa arranged the most incredible and awesome special guest, Leslie Hall, to hang out with us for a bit. It was a ton of fun and definitely made this one of the most epic moments I've ever had with TPR. There is no better way to start this off, then with a link to the single greatest music video EVER!!!! Well, enough of my rambling, on to the report!

*I just found a few more pictures and added them at the end*
Nothing says a TPR bus ride like a little Yo Gabba Gabba!
You can't be serious Elissa! We are really going to meet Leslie Hall?!!!!!!!
It's like the twilight zone. We are literally in the middle of nowhere waiting for Leslie Hall.
Leslie Hall has arrived!
Rich approves of the Body Rolls!
High kicks, high kicks, this is how we do it!
I've heard the "Braid My Hair" song, now we need a pull my hair song!
Mmmm, tasty!
Robb gets some cat like lady musk action!
She has the best facial expressions!
Leslie Hall enjoys the worldwide assortment of snacks.
Chew and...
Those glasses are awesome!
Hold on ladies, time for a snack first.
Damn, these are actually really good!
Only Leslie Hall could pull off a sexy pose with a mouth full of Snyder's!
So do you come here often?
We get smothered in Lady Musk!
Leslie Hall meets one of TPR's most famous celebrities, Ice Bat!
They became immediate friends.
This picture has TPR written all over it!
Leslie Hall even got a Dave smile!
Dave uses his other hand the activate her tight pants!
Robb stares at this picture every night before going to bed.
I'm serious. These pretzel bites are amazing.
So I can buy these pretzels at Piggly Wiggly? And they have different flavors?!
The store is open for business!
This is how Leslie Hall rolls.
So how much for the vessel of shimmy?
I'll take the stripping Leslie Hall pen, and the CD with the scratch and sniff lady musk sticker. (and yes, those were actual items!!!!)
She's a cage of spandex!
Rich practices his high kicks with the queen of high kicks!
Russ' leg hairs quivered and screamed!
Leslie Hall bends Robb over and treats him like a little baby kitty.
Laura wants to dance in those pants!
More vessels of shimmy!
Not only was Leslie Hall there, but they also had Mello Yello!
Not only did she sign Amy's shirt, but she rubbed it all over her body so that Amy would get some good lady musk on it!
Trent has some personal time with Leslie in the corn!
Look at those sexy beasts!
Leslie teaches Amy how to do the awesome Shazam faces.
This is how we do it!
For Leslie, Travis definitely will bat from the other side! ;)
The poor Yocals at the Skoal Cellar Lounge had no clue what hit them.
Thank you Leslie Hall, Elissa and Robb for an incredible unforgettable Glitter Hands night!!!
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Re: Food and Fatties of Middle America!

Postby freefallXL » Sun Mar 13, 2011 5:03 am


I especially like the picture with Dan and his HYDRO shirt :b
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Re: Food and Fatties of Middle America!

Postby Meteornotes » Sun Mar 13, 2011 6:37 pm

This was one of the most epic evenings EVER. Between Leslie, the snack exchange, the lounge, and the locals hanging out with us, much insane fun was had. The only thing this report was missing were photos of the deadly swarms of insects that would attack us whenever we would step outside.

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