Hello! The idea for this thread randomly popped into my head, so I thought I'd try it out. This thread is a place to share ideas for awful/cheesy/funny/cringy pickup lines for coaster enthusiasts. If there's another thread similar to this, I apologize, I did try to search for something similar but I think I should be ok.
Here's a few examples to start off:
Are you here for Steel Vengeance? Because I'd like to take you on the wildest ride of your life.
Is your name the Beast, because I want to ride you tonight.
Is your name Dolly? Because I have some great wood waiting for you.
You and me go together like Lightning Rod and downtime.
What terrible coaster pick-up lines can you think of?
1. El Toro 2. El Toro 3. El Toro 4. El Toro --- I'm not good at ranking...
And this is something no one would say after hearing any of these pickup lines.
Top 5 Wood- Lightning Rod, Voyage, Phoenix, Boulder Dash, Wildfire Top 5 Steel- Steel Vengeance, Fury 325, Expedition GeForce, Twisted Colossus, Iron Rattler Most Recent Trip Reports- Six Flags Darien Lake & Kings Island
These pages are in no way affiliated with nor endorsed by SeaWorld Parks & Entertainment, Cedar Fair, Legoland, Merlin Entertainment, Blackstone, Tussaud's Group, Six Flags, Universal Theme Parks, the Walt Disney Company or any other theme park company.
photos and videos on this website were taken with the permission of the park by
a professional ride photographer.
For yours and others safety, please do not attempt to take photos or videos at
parks without proper permission.
You need a sense of humor to view our site,
if you don't have a sense of humor, or are easily offended, please turn back
Most of the content on this forum is suitable for all ages. HOWEVER! There may be some content that would be considered rated "PG-13." Theme Park Review is NOT recommended for ages under 13 years of age.