Awful Coaster Pickup Lines

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Awful Coaster Pickup Lines

Postby JG-77 » Sat May 05, 2018 8:47 pm

Hello! The idea for this thread randomly popped into my head, so I thought I'd try it out. This thread is a place to share ideas for awful/cheesy/funny/cringy pickup lines for coaster enthusiasts. If there's another thread similar to this, I apologize, I did try to search for something similar but I think I should be ok.

Here's a few examples to start off:

Are you here for Steel Vengeance? Because I'd like to take you on the wildest ride of your life.

Is your name the Beast, because I want to ride you tonight.

Is your name Dolly? Because I have some great wood waiting for you.

You and me go together like Lightning Rod and downtime.

What terrible coaster pick-up lines can you think of?
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Re: Awful Coaster Pickup Lines

Postby Jason Maier » Sat May 05, 2018 9:44 pm

Want to go for Mind Eraser? I'd sure like to . . . Hang and Bang with you!

El Toro is great . . . but wait until you see my big woody!

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Re: Awful Coaster Pickup Lines

Postby boldikus » Sun May 06, 2018 1:43 pm


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Re: Awful Coaster Pickup Lines

Postby DoinItForTheFame » Sun May 06, 2018 8:48 pm

Bigger is not always better.

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Re: Awful Coaster Pickup Lines

Postby Dombot » Mon May 07, 2018 7:01 am

Listen girl, Big Thunder Mountain might be right over there, but I can assure you that I'm the wildest ride in the wilderness.

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Re: Awful Coaster Pickup Lines

Postby prozach626 » Tue May 15, 2018 7:10 pm

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Re: Awful Coaster Pickup Lines

Postby Canobie Coaster » Tue May 15, 2018 8:36 pm

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And this is something no one would say after hearing any of these pickup lines.
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