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Re: Quote of the Week

Postby DoinItForTheFame » Fri Sep 28, 2018 7:20 pm

boldikus wrote:
Jason Maier wrote:And if Batwing does get chopped up, does a Raptor or T Rex go in it's place?

A park halfway across the country owned by a completely different company removes a coaster so this means you guys are getting a RMCraptor?


I just LOVE this little gem from the SFA thread! :lmao:
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Re: Quote of the Week

Postby JG-77 » Sat Feb 02, 2019 7:54 pm

Ok this one is 4 years old but I read it for the first time this week, and I loved it:
coasterbill wrote:I'm pretty sure the secret to unlocking world peace is a few thousand strategically placed Downdrafts throughout the world, this will make everyone way happier and much less hostile.
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Re: Quote of the Week

Postby coasterbill » Mon Feb 04, 2019 7:34 am

:lol: I forgot that I said that but it sounds like a solid idea to me.

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Re: Quote of the Week

Postby dmh1079 » Mon Feb 04, 2019 10:15 am

From the Great Adventure thread. I've read this three times and still don't really get it.
I'm not supporting SFGAdv this year because of one thing: Cyborg doesn't get any attention anymore. If they wanted to have a ride based on a woman superhero, they could've done it before; save the ride based on a black superhero for now. (Blacks get attention before women? What kind of Earth is this?) ...And whoever gets upset over this joke is a snowflake who believes in PC.

Thankfully, SFNE has a Cyborg ride opening. (With Grid in it) So I'm rooting for the Patriots while the rest of my family are rooting for the Bulls.
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Re: Quote of the Week

Postby JG-77 » Mon Feb 04, 2019 11:29 am

I don't think anyone does, don't worry
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Re: Quote of the Week

Postby ytterbiumanalyst » Wed Feb 20, 2019 10:40 pm

KarlaKoaster wrote:If you want to recreate the disappointment of the Fyre Festival, you can now do so by booking an optimistically named 'Star Gazing Pod', Alton Towers' latest accommodation offering. For around £100 a night (plus £10 for towels), you can now truly say you're happier than a pig in mud thanks to their similarity with farmyard pig shelters.

In other news, Merlin have announced Nemesis Sub-Terra and Twirling Toadstool (Waveswinger) are both now permanently closed. Nemesis Sub-Terra was pretty poor in the first season, but I quite enjoyed it once they made some improvements.

The Alton Towers Dungeon is new, however, replaces Charlie in the Chocolate Factory, and will cost £7.50 on top of the £56 entrance fee (which has gone up from last year, naturally).
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Re: Quote of the Week

Postby Nrthwnd » Sat Mar 09, 2019 5:38 pm

I didn't really know where to put this, so...

A baritone opera singer was interviewed. Apparently, he's one of the best in the world.
The interviewer kept asking him popstar-related questions, when finally the singer asked...

"You're talking to the opera singer. Why would you bring me down to your swamp?"

:lmao: I burst out laughing at that quote.

Dmitri Hvorostovsky a/k/a "The Siberian Tiger" (R.I.P.) is the opera singer in question, here.
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Re: Quote of the Week

Postby prozach626 » Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:54 am

ytterbiumanalyst wrote:
AndrewA86 wrote:IMO it's not unreasonable..

What the hell does your opinion have to do with reason?

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Re: Quote of the Week

Postby ytterbiumanalyst » Tue Apr 09, 2019 12:08 pm

^Thanks, Zach!

This gem in the Darien Lake thread:
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ride of steel wrote:I'm sure they started

TheAmericanKnight wrote:I am surprised about the lack of construction pictures coming out for Sky Screamer. Did they just not start yet?

rjr19 wrote:This is where my question comes in: Why didn’t they start building it yet? If they did, it could be ready to roll by opening weekend. The weather is nice enough to do so now, so just why not?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

This is definitely weird. It's almost like (stay with me on this) maybe the park was bought by Six Flags and not Disney and everyone else on the forum has been trying to explain this to no avail for the last year or so.

West Coast Racers was announced like 7 months ago and the construction site is literally just dirt (and that's at one of their good parks, not Darien Lake). Six Flags is not going to come in and turn Darien Lake into DisneySea. They're going to turn it into Darien Lake with Takis ads.

The sooner you realize that most of your questions could be answered with "because Six Flags doesn't give a f*ck about that", the better your life will be.
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Re: Quote of the Week

Postby prozach626 » Tue Apr 23, 2019 12:13 pm

In reference to a conversation about Vortex at Carowinds:

coasterbill wrote:
Cavan wrote:Working at the park for 3 years, I've never seen a ride run so many empty seats.


Well of course the seats are empty, everyone is standing.

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