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Re: Quote of the Week

Postby DoinItForTheFame » Tue May 01, 2018 7:31 am

Found this gem in the CP thread!!

boldikus wrote:You wouldn't have been able to to say anything to her though, she has the "I'd like to speak to a manager" haircut.


:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Quote of the Week

Postby ytterbiumanalyst » Thu May 03, 2018 6:49 am

Regarding the fire effects on Volcano at Kings Dominion:

coasterbill wrote:It's consistent with a real volcano since it only goes off once a century or so...

It's theming.
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Re: Quote of the Week

Postby cal1br3tto » Thu May 03, 2018 5:43 pm

DoinItForTheFame wrote:Found this gem in the CP thread!!

boldikus wrote:You wouldn't have been able to to say anything to her though, she has the "I'd like to speak to a manager" haircut.


I skimmed that here and then went hunting for it in the CP thread, expecting to find out about an epic Facebook review or an altercation at the park...was disappointed. :p
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Re: Quote of the Week

Postby prozach626 » Sat May 05, 2018 12:23 pm

Accident on SV
CP Maverick wrote:I guess they learned what happens when you try to bully Maverick out of Frontiertown.

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Re: Quote of the Week

Postby cal1br3tto » Sat May 05, 2018 8:15 pm

bert425 wrote:
thrillrider wrote:Not my picture, but you can see where the trains collided.


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on a butt?



I mean, a good butt has stopped me in my tracks. . .but that could just be me.

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Re: Quote of the Week

Postby bert425 » Sun May 06, 2018 8:37 pm

^ LOL :)
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Re: Quote of the Week

Postby DoinItForTheFame » Wed May 09, 2018 11:09 am

boldikus wrote:
SharkTums wrote:Did part of Steel Vengeance fall off the other day!?!?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Not sure, but the ride really looks like a smashing good time.


:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I laughed so hard at this.
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Re: Quote of the Week

Postby DoinItForTheFame » Wed Jun 06, 2018 10:24 am

coasterbill wrote:... As for the rain, some coasters will operate and some will close. It just depends on what the rain policy wheel lands on that day when they spin it. Dragster will close, other than that... round and round the rain policy wheel goes, where it stops, nobody knows!


The best ever description of Cedar Points rain policy!!

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Re: Quote of the Week

Postby DoinItForTheFame » Sun Jul 22, 2018 5:53 am

LiftThrill wrote:If coming to an e-stop on the midcourse causes a concussion, then Boomerang brakes cause a f*cking skull fracture....


:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

This is the most accurate thing I've read all week.
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Re: Quote of the Week

Postby ytterbiumanalyst » Tue Jul 31, 2018 12:13 am

prozach626 wrote:We've found salads and wraps at a lot of parks. These food options are not that healthy for us considering how we normally eat, but they're definitely the healthier choice over other park foods. If legitimate health food stands could hold their own in parks, they would probably already exist. However, healthy food is usually more difficult to keep fresh and healthy food is often more expensive to produce. Also, people who eat healthy differ vastly in opinions. A vegan might think a vegetarian eats unhealthy. Someone who eats a paleolithic diet might think that vegans and vegetarians eat unhealthy. A ton of people who eat healthy don't think that a whole wheat sandwich with a tub full of fruit is healthy at all, so how do parks cater to all of the varieties and opinions of health conscious eaters? They don't. My wife and I are picky and we don't expect what boils down to a carnival type atmosphere to have what we're looking for.

Again, if you're diet is strict there's a solution. Pack a cooler lunch and leave it in the car. Our Igloo cooler is our sidekick. We carried cold food brought from home across three parks in a week on our Pennsylvania trip in order to eat our healthy lunches. (Notice I didn't say Sh*t about dinner...) Ice is cheap and filling/draining our cooler is only a minor i nconvenience.We should all know what we're getting into before going into a park.

Emily and I don't eat bread or processed foods unless we're cheating. I can only imagine what a gluten free coconut wrap using unprocessed meats and toppings would cost at Six Flags/Cedar Fair and they would be discarding old supplies constantly. There's a lot less shelf life without preservatives. Be realistic. Bring your own food.
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