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Vine Park. You go in....and all the employees ask you about your shoes. Also, employees need to be black to have jobs at this park. And guess what they sell at the gift shops?

 

Watermelons. And Deez Nuts.

^^ That got mildly racist.

 

More than mildly!

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Welcome ! To F**k You Park! A theme park with only 1 toliet, 1000ft in the air, with a massive spiraling staircase. Also, it costs $10 dollars to walk the staircase and another $50 to use the toilet. A theme park with only SLC'S, the worst 2nd hand boomerangs, 69 clones of goudrix, an exact replica of SoB (complete with accident) , and a real life mr. bones wild ride. A theme park with no benches, bins, or shade. a theme park with only one food stall, a french fry stall, next to the toilet. The fries are covered in so much salt, there is a massive pile of salt with fries at the bottom. Next to that is a drink stall, which costs $100 per drink. A theme park with a hotel where you can check out any time you want, but you can never leave . Entry costs $6,969.69 Because, F**K YOU!

 

F**K You Park!

Were only in it for the money!

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A park with a Chinese knock-off of:

 

-Tornado

-Mean Streak

-Revolution with OTSR's

-Son of Beast

-Anaconda

-Intimidator 305

-Nighthawk

-Mind Eraser

-Colossus

-Sidewinder

-Vortex

-Green Lantern: First Flight

And a Wacky Worm.

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A park with a Chinese knock-off of:

 

-Tornado

-Mean Streak

-Revolution with OTSR's

-Son of Beast

-Anaconda

-Intimidator 305

-Nighthawk

-Mind Eraser

-Colossus

-Sidewinder

-Vortex

-Green Lantern: First Flight

And a Wacky Worm.

 

I think you have won the bad ideas thread! Add a drop ride onto there and you have yourself the worst park ever. (the brakes will not work)

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A park with a Chinese knock-off of:

 

-Tornado

-Mean Streak

-Revolution with OTSR's

-Son of Beast

-Anaconda

-Intimidator 305

-Nighthawk

-Mind Eraser

-Colossus

-Sidewinder

-Vortex

-Green Lantern: First Flight

And a Wacky Worm.

Oh, you mean a Wacky Worm like the one at Lake Winniepasaukah? I'll give you a picture:

image.jpeg.67102f55ce009a8053fad32473162b6a.jpeg

Here they are, the heart attack inducing trains. The worm looks like he is dying.

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