GAME: Wet 'N' Wild Orlando Dispersal Draft

Wet 'N' Wild Orlando, the first modern waterpark in America, is closing its doors on December 31, 2016.

This thread is based on the premise of a "dispersal draft" from the sports world, where when a team folds, other teams in the league draft that team's players. For this thread, you can draft any of Wet 'N' Wild's attractions for your home park. Be sure to specify your home park when making your pick.

There are 14 attractions available, all of which can be found at http://www.wetnwildorlando.com/attractions.php

With the first pick in the 2016 Wet 'N' Wild Dispersal Draft . . .

Only Started with Valleyfair, But Might as well do the entire park:

Blastaway Beach for Valleyfair

Der Stuka and Bomb Bay going to Wildwater Kingdom Ohio.

DiscoH20 going to Six Flags Hurricane Harbor, LA

Brain Wash for California's Great America

Surge for Legoland, Florida

Flyer for Six Flags Hurricane Harbor, NJ

Black Hole for Great Escape

Aqua Drag Racer for Six Flags America

Mach 5 for Canada's Wonderland

Storm for Alabama Splash Adventures

Lazy River to Six Flags Over Georgia

Wave Pool to Soak City, Ohio

Seriously, Can someone else comment?

Seriously, Can someone else comment?

I just don't see the point in this thread, and judging by the lack of comments I think it's safe to say that I am not alone.

I'm sure most of the newer slides (Disco H2O, Brain Wash, the mat racers that replaced Bubba Tub) are going to be moved to Volcano Bay, rethemed and repurposed. Slides like Mach 5, The Storm, Black Hole, and Bombay... Probably going to be scrapped.

Pointless thread... Should've been part of the "Wet n' Wild" thread that already exists.

Lazy River to Six Flags Over Georgia

Wave Pool to Soak City, Ohio

Also... How the hell are you gonna move a Wave Pool and Lazy River? Lmao

I say I'll go with Blastaway Beach, Der Stuka, and Disco H20 all for Darien Lake!

...all for Darien Lake!

Gee, why am I not surprised.