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Postby Matman-TheRide » Sun Apr 05, 2015 12:35 pm

Everland (South Korea) has been known to abuse their resident Eagle (Fortress).
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Postby DarienLaker » Sun Apr 05, 2015 1:41 pm

Cedar Point had an Avalanche Run to Transport Disasters to Alaska!
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Postby DarienLaker » Sun Apr 05, 2015 6:20 pm

Kings Island had turned Beastie into a Fairly Odd-Coaster then it went to Woodstock (Express)!
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Postby Woodie Warrior » Sun Apr 05, 2015 6:22 pm

^Kill me now
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Postby DarienLaker » Mon Apr 06, 2015 4:45 am

Kentucky Kingdom used to have their Lighting Greased, but now they make Lighting Run!
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Postby GCI Wooden » Mon Apr 06, 2015 4:09 pm

dippindotsguy8 wrote:Mount Olympus

This is the best post in this thread, so far.
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Postby DarienLaker » Tue Apr 07, 2015 3:53 am

Darien Lake had made their Nightmare capacity at Phantom Cave escape to The Great Escape!
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Postby T-Rex » Wed Apr 08, 2015 11:51 am

DarienLaker wrote:Darien Lake had made their Nightmare capacity at Phantom Cave escape to The Great Escape!


Nightmare at Phantom cave was a piece of crap. It wasn't even worth the wait of the line. Good riddance to that coaster. Now we just have one more piece of junk coaster to get rid of "The MotoCoaster"

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Postby cfc » Mon Apr 13, 2015 10:26 am

GCI Wooden wrote:
dippindotsguy8 wrote:Mount Olympus

This is the best post in this thread, so far.
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Yeah, the thread should've ended there. ;)
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Postby DarienLaker » Mon Apr 13, 2015 12:27 pm

Cedar Point had a Space Spiral to send Demons Dropping into a Disaster Transport!
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