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Re: Park jokes

Postby Woodie Warrior » Mon Apr 13, 2015 1:01 pm

DarienLaker wrote:Cedar Point had an Avalanche Run to Transport Disasters to Alaska!

DarienLaker wrote:Kings Island had turned Beastie into a Fairly Odd-Coaster then it went to Woodstock (Express)!
DarienLaker wrote:Kentucky Kingdom used to have their Lighting Greased, but now they make Lighting Run!

DarienLaker wrote:Darien Lake had made their Nightmare capacity at Phantom Cave escape to The Great Escape!

DarienLaker wrote:Cedar Point had a Space Spiral to send Demons Dropping into a Disaster Transport!

Please stop. I beg you. None of these even resemble what I would call a joke.
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6. El Toro 7. Fahrenheit 8. Storm Runner 9. Thunderbird 10. Powder Keg

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Re: Park jokes

Postby DarienLaker » Mon Apr 13, 2015 1:30 pm

Woodie Warrior wrote:
DarienLaker wrote:Cedar Point had an Avalanche Run to Transport Disasters to Alaska!

DarienLaker wrote:Kings Island had turned Beastie into a Fairly Odd-Coaster then it went to Woodstock (Express)!
DarienLaker wrote:Kentucky Kingdom used to have their Lighting Greased, but now they make Lighting Run!

DarienLaker wrote:Darien Lake had made their Nightmare capacity at Phantom Cave escape to The Great Escape!

DarienLaker wrote:Cedar Point had a Space Spiral to send Demons Dropping into a Disaster Transport!

Please stop. I beg you. None of these even resemble what I would call a joke.


I guess I better work on my theme park jokes. :oops:
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Re: Park jokes

Postby Matman-TheRide » Sun Aug 16, 2015 9:42 am

One of Silver Dollar City's coasters is called POWDER Keg with WHITE track that is INSANE. It reminds me of when someone describes cocaine.

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Re: Park jokes

Postby Matman-TheRide » Sun Aug 16, 2015 9:44 am

If Six Flags were to promote racial equality, they should become Five Flags.

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Re: Park jokes

Postby DoinItForTheFame » Sun Aug 16, 2015 8:16 pm

Woodie Warrior wrote:Please stop. I beg you. None of these even resemble what I would call a joke.


How I feel about EVERY post in this thread so far.
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Re: Park jokes

Postby Woodie Warrior » Sun Aug 16, 2015 8:18 pm

DoinItForTheFame wrote:
Woodie Warrior wrote:Please stop. I beg you. None of these even resemble what I would call a joke.


How I feel about EVERY post in this thread so far.

:nina:

Well, except for...
dippindotsguy8 wrote:Mount Olympus
Top 10: 1. The Voyage 2. Outlaw Run 3. Millennium Force 4. SkyRush 5. Maverick
6. El Toro 7. Fahrenheit 8. Storm Runner 9. Thunderbird 10. Powder Keg

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Re: Park jokes

Postby Steveg1988 » Sun Sep 27, 2015 6:49 am

Bizarro abused the skyway to make total mayhem on the other side of the park.

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