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Park jokes

Postby TheHalonSystem » Mon Mar 16, 2015 11:40 am

Any good, or bad jokes you can make about parks? I just need some ideas, well not really. I'm just bored!
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Postby Rollercoaster Rider » Thu Mar 19, 2015 12:14 am

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Postby Matman-TheRide » Sat Apr 04, 2015 9:35 am

Elitch Gardens has an Itch on it's mind because part of it was erased after a wipe out on the half pipe.

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Re: Park jokes

Postby Matman-TheRide » Sat Apr 04, 2015 9:38 am

After building the Intimidator 305, Cedar Fair is too intimidated to build any more Intamin coasters.

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Postby DarienLaker » Sat Apr 04, 2015 10:34 am

Darien Lake has made Thunder Roll, Corn Popped, and Barracudas Fall, but Batman Escaped Six Flags Astroworld to rot at Darien Lake in pieces!
Nobody knows a lot about Darien Lake like me! ;)

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Postby DarienLaker » Sat Apr 04, 2015 10:56 am

Reptar ran away from Cedar Fair because he was afraid of Snoopy's Flying Ace!
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Re: Park jokes

Postby Matman-TheRide » Sun Apr 05, 2015 12:21 pm

Blackpool Pleasure Beach has a water park that uses black water.

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Re: Park jokes

Postby Matman-TheRide » Sun Apr 05, 2015 12:27 pm

River Country (Walt DIsney World) looks much more "backwoods" now. Trees and algae everywhere, nasty and un-kept bathrooms and the sound of banjos playing (which is still over the speakers despite being abandoned, for some reason).

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