Funny/bad ride names!

Have you ever come up with a name to poke fun at a ride?
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Funny/bad ride names!

Postby TheHalonSystem » Sat Feb 28, 2015 10:13 am

So on another coaster site, I saw a forum involving funny/horrible names to poke fun at rides. So I thought I'd make a forum like that on here.

Here's a few that I thought of/heard before.

Cedar Creek Mine Ride - Creaky old mine ride
Corkscrew - headscrew, it screws with your head!
Incredible Hulk Coaster - Incredible Headache Causer
Dragon Challenge - Draggin challenge
Top Thrill Dragster - Top Thrill Lagster (when it rolls back)
El Condor - Hell Condor
Gouderix - Badtrix
Cyclone - cyCLONE (because it's been replicated many times)

Also I even came up with a few names for companies

Arrow Diednamics and Gionebola (their lift hills make your ears feel like they're going to bleed).
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Re: Funny/bad ride names!

Postby TheCoasterGod3 » Sat Feb 28, 2015 1:05 pm

Expedition Everest- Expedition Why Did Disney Scare The Crap Out Of Us Like This?!
If Pinky and the Brain and Ren and Stimpy had a baby, Sanjay and Craig would be it.

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Re: Funny/bad ride names!

Postby TheHalonSystem » Sat Feb 28, 2015 1:13 pm

TheCoasterGod3 wrote:Expedition Everest- Expedition Why Did Disney Scare The Crap Out Of Us Like This?!


Expedition Scareus!
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Re: Funny/bad ride names!

Postby DarienLaker » Sat Feb 28, 2015 1:24 pm

Iron Dragon - Draggin' Iron
Kong - Ka-Kong
Mind Eraser - Headbanger Eraser, Ear Eraser
Dragon Fire (CW) - Draggin Fire
Disaster Transport - Poor Man's Space Mountain
Silver Comet (MFI) - Sliver Comet
Nightmare at Phantom Cave - Capacity Nightmare, Schwarzkopf Jet Star in a Box
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Re: Funny/bad ride names!

Postby TheHalonSystem » Sat Feb 28, 2015 1:38 pm

DarienLaker wrote:Iron Dragon - Draggin' Iron
Kong - Ka-Kong
Mind Eraser - Headbanger Eraser, Ear Eraser
Dragon Fire (CW) - Draggin Fire
Disaster Transport - Poor Man's Space Mountain
Silver Comet (MFI) - Sliver Comet
Nightmare at Phantom Cave - Capacity Nightmare, Schwarzkopf Jet Star in a Box


I don't think "Headbanger Eraser" is that suitable. Wouldn't that mean it has no headbanging?
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Re: Funny/bad ride names!

Postby DarienLaker » Sat Feb 28, 2015 1:46 pm

^The "Headbanger Eraser" reference is to how Vekoma SLCs are headbanger coaster.

And now back to the discussion!

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Re: Funny/bad ride names!

Postby TheHalonSystem » Sat Feb 28, 2015 2:11 pm

DarienLaker wrote:^The "Headbanger Eraser" reference is to how Vekoma SLCs are headbanger coaster


I know that they are headbangers, but being an Eraser means to remove, so that would mean an SLC with no headbanging.
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Re: Funny/bad ride names!

Postby DarienLaker » Sat Feb 28, 2015 2:19 pm

Let's go on with the names, again!

. X-Flight (SFGAm) - X-Fright
. Dueling Dragons - Undueling Dragons
. Tony Hawk's Big Spin - Tony Hawk's Big Whoop
. Millennium Force - Millennium Forceful
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Re: Funny/bad ride names!

Postby TheHalonSystem » Sat Feb 28, 2015 2:45 pm

DarienLaker wrote:Let's go on with the names, again!

. X-Flight (SFGAm) - X-Fright
. Dueling Dragons - Undueling Dragons
. Tony Hawk's Big Spin - Tony Hawk's Big Whoop
. Millennium Force - Millennium Forceful


I've heard Millennium Forceless (which I somewhat disagree with but still funny).
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Re: Funny/bad ride names!

Postby DarienLaker » Sat Feb 28, 2015 3:10 pm

I got some funny/bad names to poke fun for parks

. Darien Lake - Scarien Lake
. Six Flags Magic Mountain - Six Flags Tragic Mountain
. Disneyland - Dizzy Land
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