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Omegle Thread

Postby nln00b » Sun Mar 21, 2010 2:23 pm

Hi!

I've seen these on a couple of other forums. I see that we dont have one here. Just post some funny, weird, etc. conversations here!
Clicky!

Anywho, heres mine.

Stranger: hi, 25 bi m
You: Hey, 18, f, USA
Stranger: what's up?
You: Nothing
Stranger: h*rny?
You: maybe? :D
Stranger: :)
You: are you?
Stranger: oh yeah
You: Well sir, that's good to know. We're currently in the process of tracking your static IP address. My name is Chris Hansen and I work for Dateline NBC, we're doing a segment on how 'To Catch a Predator.' Focusing in sick monsters like yourself that are pedophiles. We will be contacting your local authorities. Do you have anything to say for yourself?


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Just to let you know. Im not 18, nor a female :|

So ya! Enjoy!
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Re: Omelge Thread

Postby Coaster Cow » Mon Mar 22, 2010 3:00 pm

Haha! Awesome! I love this site.
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Re: Omelge Thread

Postby nln00b » Mon Mar 22, 2010 3:29 pm

I found this one. Kind of old now :?r :?r :?r :roll:
You: I have one sock on
Stranger: i have no socks on
You: why?
Stranger: im in my bed
You: oh, that makes sense. I don't wear socks in bed either
Stranger: where do you live
You: Canada (woot woot!!)
Stranger: we kicked ur a$$ in hockey b*tch
Stranger: and we hate hockey here
You: I don't watch Hockey, so it's ok
Stranger: we are officially better than you at everything
Stranger: FACT
You: I'M SORRY I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY HEALTH CARE PLAN.


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Re: Omelge Thread

Postby PriestofSyrinx » Mon Mar 22, 2010 3:50 pm

nln00b wrote:I found this one. Kind of old now :?r :?r :?r :roll:
You: I have one sock on
Stranger: i have no socks on
You: why?
Stranger: im in my bed
You: oh, that makes sense. I don't wear socks in bed either
Stranger: where do you live
You: Canada (woot woot!!)
Stranger: we kicked ur a$$ in hockey b*tch
Stranger: and we hate hockey here
You: I don't watch Hockey, so it's ok
Stranger: we are officially better than you at everything
Stranger: FACT
You: I'M SORRY I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY HEALTH CARE PLAN.


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Re: Omelge Thread

Postby kumba830 » Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:02 pm

One of my recent conversations....

anger: Hi, im Mexican
You: Hey, roller coasters turn me on.
Stranger: Churros turn me on
Stranger: that and Burros
Stranger: most anything ending in urros
You: Your one h***y feller
Stranger: there was this ceral called FlurOs, that was interesting
Stranger: bad taste though
Stranger: Oh, I dont get h***y
Stranger: Im a mexican Lamp
You: *clap clap*
Stranger: ARRIBA!
You: Ha i just turned you on
Stranger: IM BLINDING MYSELF! TURN ME OFF!
You: and a bright lamp you are
Stranger: TURN ME OFF!
Stranger: AHHH THE PAIN!
Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
You: *clap clap*
Stranger: Ahhh...
You: Better?
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Although, i think the table is on fire
Stranger: Dont call the fire department though, they are asleep by their burros
You: Ok ok, if theres anything else you need i'll be skinning my cat.
Stranger: AHH IM BLIND AGAIN!
Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Stranger: AHHHHH!
Stranger: OH THE PAIN!
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Re: Omelge Thread

Postby nln00b » Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:51 pm

Ummmmmmmm..........wow.


Oh, the things you see on Omegle. :lmao:

I plan on going on it tonight, I'll see if I can get anything.
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Re: Omegle Thread

Postby paintballer » Tue Mar 23, 2010 11:10 am

STAR!!!!

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Re: Omegle Thread

Postby nln00b » Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:38 pm

paintballer wrote:STAR!!!!


I'm sorry, but what do you mean by that? :lmao:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: iH
Stranger: do you not speak english?
You: Of course I speak English, dummy
You: I probably speak better English than you!
Stranger: umm okay. what the f*ck
You: Nice Language, Canadian.
Stranger: who cares if you can speak english better than me?
Stranger: like seriously?
Stranger: is it a competition or something?
You: Considering you obviously live in a country where you speak "english", It does matter.
Stranger: im not f*cking canadian retard
You: *I'm* not f*cking (language) *Canadian* retard(.)......
You: Your the retard,
You: obviously.
Stranger: what the hell
Stranger: grammar freak
You: (W)hat the hell(.)
Stranger: seriously who the hell does that
You: My god, it's the worst in a while.
You: (S)eriously(,) who the hell does that(?)
Stranger: Freak.
You: Thanks!
Stranger: Jesus.
Stranger: Mother F*cker.
Stranger: Happy
Stranger: ?
You: Mother (f)*cker
You: Happy(?)
Stranger: Can you just stop please? People get annoyed by grammar freaks.
You: No.

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Re: Omegle Thread

Postby paintballer » Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:06 pm

nln00b wrote:
paintballer wrote:STAR!!!!


I'm sorry, but what do you mean by that? :lmao:


It's a thing me and my friends do on there, It's from Call of Duty, when I say Star, your supposed to say Texas! You wouldn't get it if you didn't play Modern Warfare 2

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Re: Omegle Thread

Postby VegasCoaster » Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:59 pm

nln00b wrote:
paintballer wrote:STAR!!!!


You: Your the retard,
You: obviously.


*You're* the retard.

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