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Re: The "Say Something Random" Thread

Postby CaptainUnknown » Thu Jul 25, 2019 10:18 am

In memory of my grandfather, Warren (9/10/1934-7/24/2019), I present this poem.

Untitled*

When love is lost to the void,
We’re told false truths to ease
Into a life without them with us.

“They’re in a better place now.”
“They’re no longer in pain.”
But what about the rest of us?
We’re now in a worse place!
The pain has grown exponentially!

We try to see the point of those
Making an attempt to comfort,
But it gets blurred by the tears
That fall from our grieving eyes.

When part of our lives is forever lost,
How can we feel anything but emptiness
Where they just were moments ago?
How can it be all okay again?
Do you really expect us to just move on
With our lives like they never even existed?

Let me have my memories at least of the good times.
Let me look back in fondness at who I remember.
Don’t quote logic to my face right now.
Or I’ll shove your pathos back into your face.
It’s not what I need or want right now.

I just want them back.


*The poem is intentionally left untitled as it describes an emotion that cannot be simplified into a title.
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Re: The "Say Something Random" Thread

Postby Hiam » Fri Aug 02, 2019 12:01 am

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Student: "Meat!"

Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"

Student: "Bacon!"

Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"

Student: "Homework!"

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Re: The "Say Something Random" Thread

Postby Dombot » Thu Aug 15, 2019 7:01 am

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Re: The "Say Something Random" Thread

Postby CaptainUnknown » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:37 pm

If you own a self-parking car, do you have to parallel park manually for a driver's test?
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Re: The "Say Something Random" Thread

Postby Dombot » Tue Aug 20, 2019 10:54 am

Apparently I signed up for this site two years ago to the date.

Um... happy anniversary to me? :|
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Re: The "Say Something Random" Thread

Postby Nrthwnd » Tue Aug 20, 2019 6:27 pm

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Obviously, it should be two candles, but there ya are!
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Re: The "Say Something Random" Thread

Postby Dombot » Wed Aug 21, 2019 4:22 am

^ I don't think I'm old enough to have that, Bill, but I appreciate the thought. ;)
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Re: The "Say Something Random" Thread

Postby ImOnABoat » Thu Aug 22, 2019 5:40 pm

SLIME ANYONE?
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Re: The "Say Something Random" Thread

Postby Dombot » Fri Aug 23, 2019 5:36 am

You will buy my wares!
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Re: The "Say Something Random" Thread

Postby Nrthwnd » Fri Aug 23, 2019 4:13 pm

Dombot wrote:^ I don't think I'm old enough to have that, Bill, but I appreciate the thought. ;)


Well remember, you can't drink a card, right? =)
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