Nerdy Coaster Jokes

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Postby Calaway Park » Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:10 pm

cobra_roll06 wrote:Is it sad that I think this is one of the funniest topics ever! God....i am sad lol

emmm lets see what crap I can come up with...

So Vekoma goes into labour with Arrow#s baby. After 6 months of headbanging and uncomfort, they have a beatiful, bouncying.......PINFARI!!!

I'm sorry but hey I tried :P


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Re: Nerdy Coaster Jokes

Postby Skittles » Sun Oct 21, 2018 11:34 am

Sorry for the bump but this is a good topic. I want to see some modern responses.

How many RCCA designers does it take to screw a lightbulb?
One, assuming he knows how to get out of Rattler's triple helix.
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Re: Nerdy Coaster Jokes

Postby DoinItForTheFame » Sun Oct 21, 2018 11:42 am

Skittles wrote:How many RCCA designers does it take to screw a lightbulb?
One, assuming he knows how to get out of Rattler's triple helix.


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Re: Nerdy Coaster Jokes

Postby Intamin_coyote » Sun Nov 25, 2018 2:20 am

What do you call a poem about Flight of Fear?







A LIMerick.
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Re: Nerdy Coaster Jokes

Postby joelwee » Mon Dec 03, 2018 5:23 pm

I was going to tell a joke about Firehawk, but it sucks so I decided to scrap it.
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Re: Nerdy Coaster Jokes

Postby DoinItForTheFame » Tue Dec 04, 2018 9:23 am

joelwee wrote:I was going to tell a joke about Firehawk, but it sucks so I decided to scrap it.


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Re: Nerdy Coaster Jokes

Postby Jason Maier » Tue Dec 04, 2018 2:07 pm

What's the most common thing said (by guys) after riding a stand up coaster?

Ouch! My nuts!

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Re: Nerdy Coaster Jokes

Postby DoinItForTheFame » Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:41 am

^ It' just reality... Was it suppose to be a joke? If so I don't get it...
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Re: Nerdy Coaster Jokes

Postby Intamin_coyote » Sun Dec 16, 2018 2:59 pm

What does the enthusiast visiting Fuji-Q for the first time say as they gaze upon the tallest coaster in the park?


I want TOGO on that.

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What does the enhusiast say visiting Las Vegas say upon sight of The Big Apple Coaster?


I've heard the horror stories! I most definitely do not want TOGO on that!

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What rhymes with SLC?


Misery (No really. It does!)

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What should the ride op say before dispatching a train on Lightning Rod?


RMCeeeeeee ya later!

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Re: Nerdy Coaster Jokes

Postby Intamin_coyote » Sun Apr 07, 2019 9:19 am

Some rides open in April,

Others in May,

Lightning Rod opens hopefully someday.
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