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Postby xascher » Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:34 pm

Ive got one that sucks,
What's the similarity between Michael Jackson, and a Togo Standup?
You loose your virginity to both.

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Postby Sunfire » Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:39 pm

Here's a risque one.

How is a man similar to Expedition Geforce?
If you're a woman, you can get pregnant by riding both of them! :lolr:

I'm sorry, I had to!

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Postby snuggles » Sun Apr 15, 2007 12:00 am

Why did the coaster enthusiast cross the road?

To get away from King's Island.

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Postby BiCoastal Kid » Sun Apr 15, 2007 12:07 am

There's a Tatsu of SheiKra on Borg's Assimilator.

Riding in a Superstar Limo was my Hollywood Dream.

Many enthusiats would love SheiKra to give their Top Gun and Italian Job.

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Postby snuggles » Sun Apr 15, 2007 12:09 am

haha! Those were actually pretty funny!

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Postby FLIPDUDE » Sun Apr 15, 2007 3:16 am

WillMontu, that was hillarious! I loved it! :lolr:

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Postby nemesis-storm » Sun Apr 15, 2007 11:40 am

What is the name of a cocktail drink in Holland ?

A Vekoma handbanger ?

I tried :roll:

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Postby odene497 » Sun Apr 15, 2007 4:09 pm

offended stranger: Did you just say you want to get intimate?

Coaster enthusiast: No I said I want to get an Intamin.

That was horrible. Ummmm...

We need one using that " Japanese roller coaster" thing, but I can't think of it.

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Postby harrycalder » Mon Apr 16, 2007 10:50 pm

What do you call someone who drives 300 miles to an event at Kennywood, rides Jack Rabbit once during ERT, spends the next two hours chatting with fellow attendees, then drives 300 miles home the same day having ridden nothing else?

A NAPHA member. (Well, the old-school enthusiasts might get it, anyways.)

Plus there's my all-time favorite humorous/inappropriate coaster enthusiast pick-up line (and no, I've never used it):

Hey baby, I've got a woodie in my pants...wanna ride?

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Postby IceDragon » Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:25 am

another try from myself:

whats a moshers favourite coaster make?


you'll understand why if you mosh... properly


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